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Finding a job is like turning on a lamp...

Dating is like doing renovations...

Fears are like chocolate...

Running for office is like opening a door...

Hopes are like spaghetti...

Having a child is like writing an I.O.U...

Learning is like taking medicine...

Fears are like marshmallows...

Your opinion is like a picnic at the beach...

Your ego is like a canvas...

Buying a house is like lighting a fire...

Strength is like a lake...

Becoming rich is like drinking a bottle of beer...

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Getting married is like turning on a radio...

Justice is like a good book...

Finding a job is like doing chores...

Falling in love is like making spaghetti...

Dreams are like chocolate...

Your wisdom is like a party...

Dating is like brushing your teeth...

Hope is like a forest...

Dying is like opening a gift...

Buying a house is like fixing a clogged toilet...

Learning is like lighting a candle...

Love is like a mountain...

Anxiety is like a beautiful melody...

Finding a job is like taking medicine...

Despair is like a camera...

Running for office is like eating spaghetti...

Thoughts are like marshmallows...

Thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Power is like a violin...

Dating is like turning on a faucet...

Thoughts are like chocolate...

Failure is like a bar of soap...

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

Becoming rich is like applying for a job...

Hopes are like salmon swimming upstream...

Your anger is like a canvas...

Your hopes are like marshmallows...

Your ego is like a piano...

Dreams are like marshmallows...

Buying a house is like opening a letter...

Your dreams are like chocolate...

Luck is like an autumn day...

Hopes are like chocolate...

Life is like a multi-choice quiz...

Your dreams are like marshmallows...

Victory is like a book...

Learning is like drinking a bottle of wine...

Freedom is like a guitar...

Sorrow is like a beautiful melody...

Love is like a movie...

Dying is like turning on a radio...

Dreams are like spaghetti...

Death is like a mountain...

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

Getting married is like eating a cake...

Laughter is like a piano...

Finding a job is like doing housework...

Hopes are like marshmallows...

Sleep is like a bar of soap...

Having a child is like opening a bottle of beer...

Life is like a forest...

Learning is like taking out the garbage...

Your thoughts are like marshmallows...

Falling in love is like tidying your room...

Fears are like spaghetti...

Dying is like opening a can of spaghetti...

The truth is like a mountain...

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

Time is like a party...

Dating is like doing housework...

Luck is like a piano...

Finding a job is like mowing the lawn...

Forgiveness is like a river...

Running for office is like writing a job application...

Grief is like a multi-choice quiz...

Getting married is like lighting a candle...

Your ego is like an ocean...

Peace is like a party...

Learning is like doing the laundry...

Happiness is like a mountain...

Falling in love is like taking medicine...

Love is like a camera...

Running for office is like drinking a bottle of whiskey...

Sleep is like a beautiful song...

Your fears are like chocolate...

Death is like a canvas...

Finding a job is like going to the beach...

Your thoughts are like spaghetti...

Courage is like a lake...

Buying a house is like opening a gate...

Your opinion is like a beach...

Getting married is like taking out the garbage...

Freedom is like a bar of soap...

Becoming rich is like making a salad...

Wisdom is like a camera...

Dying is like writing a shopping list...

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Attitudes

An attitude towards or about another character.

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Character

Character and Personality Traits.

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Dialogue

Lines of dialogue. For games like "Papers".

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Emotions

Emotions and other states of being.

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Epic Names

Epic names for heroes and villains. Some are a little odd :)

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Images

Curated random image feed.

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Locations

A variety of locations

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Mood

Different 'moods' to inspire a scene.

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Occupations

Jobs and the like.

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Occupation+trait

Jobs with a trait. E.g. "A Happy Farmer".

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Opening Lines

Opening line of a story. For games such as "Typewriter".

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Place Names (invented)

Randomly created place names.

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Proverbs

Proverbs, sayings, and expressions.

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Relationships

A relationship between two characters. A common scene starter.

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Similes

Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.

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Sins and Virtues

The 7 deadly sins and 7 heavenly virtues.

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Titles

Simple, sometimes weird, story titles.

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What I Think You Think

Character believes something about how the other feels (true or not).

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Words

Random words.

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