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Random Relationships (x 500)
Cashier and Robber
Butler and Valet
Bar Owner and Piano Player
Farmer and Debt Collector
Author and Publisher
Friends
Musician and Conductor
Private Investigator and Informant
Mother of the Bride and Father of the Bride
Priest and Choir Singer
Swimmer and Coach
Hunter and Trapper
Bouncer and Gambler
Fashion Designer and Client
Air Traffic Controllers
Detective and Judge
Camera Operator and Producer
Flight Attendant and Co-pilot
Cat and Dog
Ticket Collector and Passenger
Recruit and Drill Sergeant
Patient and Orderly
Gravediggers
Dancer and Choreographer
Dictator and Wife
Astronaut and Cosmonaut
Robots
Undertaker and Embalmer
Janitor and Principal
Artist and Muse
Magician and Ringmaster
Ventriloquist and Dummy
Chef and Server
Band Manager and Bass Guitarist
God and Jesus
Ship Captain and Pirate
A Couple Who are Both Married to Other People
Union Rep and Boss
Librarians
Kitchen Hands
Steward and Customer
Assassin and Ruler
Game Show Host and Contestant
Construction Workers
Lifeguard and Beachgoer
Sheepshearer and Shepherd
Guard and Knight
Executioner and Condemned Prisoner
Superhero and Supervillain
Grandparent and Grandchild
Singer and Record Producer
Snipers
Inventors
Tech Support and Client
Actor and Stunt Double
Spies
Sheriff and Deputy
Dentists
Drug Dealer and Customer
Soldier and Officer
Home Owner and Prospective Buyer
Blacksmith and Stablehand
Charity Volunteer and Philanthropist
Truck Drivers
Wedding Planner and Groom
Swordsmith and King
Alien and Human
Scientist and Test Subject
Assassins
Flight Attendants
Dance Teacher and Student
Tourist and Pickpocket
Cop and Child
A Couple
AI and Creator
Parent and Child
Prison Inmate and Warden
Bird Watchers
Magicians
Veterinarian and Pet Owner
Truck Driver and Hitchhiker
Dentist and Receptionist
Teacher and Student
Boss and Job Applicant
Mad Scientist and Child
Host and Guest
Inventor and Wife
Magician and Parent
Damsel and Dragon
Wizards
Newlyweds
Bar Staff and Exotic Dancer
Babysitter and Parent
Mother of the Groom and Mother of the Bride
Detective and Beat Cop
Santa and Mrs.Claus
Uber Driver and Passenger
Highway Cop and Driver
Aristocrat and Nanny
Hunter and Photographer
Artist and Gallery Owner
Producer and Actor
Siblings
Dictator and Coup Leader
Fashion Designers
Professor and Student
Bodyguard and Celebrity
Cousins
Diver and Mermaid
Friends with Benefits
Cat and Rat
Landlord and Tenant
Beekeepers
Dogcatcher and Dog Owner
Golfer and Greenkeeper
Athlete and Nerd
Orderly and Hospital Administrator
Lumberjack and Protester
Step-parent and Step-child
Dog Owners
Mall Security Guards
Trapeze Artist and Clown
Cowboys
Author and Agent
Liquor Store Clerk and Robber
Lighthouse-keepers
Soldier and Deserter
Lifeguard and Drunk
Drummer and Guitarist
Manicurist and Client
Florist and Customer
Editor and Reporter
Author and Muse
Priest and Altar Boy
Sheriff and Outlaw
Office Workers
Cops
Drug Dealer and Cop
Farmer and Veterinarian
Factory Worker and Boss
Resident and Prospective Tenant
Football Player and Coach
Actor and Body Double
Musician and Song-writer
Pilot and Air Marshal
Superhero and Police Chief
Sculptor and Model
Owner and Pet
Prison Inmates
Teacher and Teacher Aide
Lab Workers
Dentist and Patient
Ninjas
Game Show Host and Assistant
Flight Attendant and Air Marshal
Fashion Designer and Buyer
Squire and Knight
Ship Captain and Botanist
Ghosts
Teachers
Jockey and Horse Owner
Art Teacher and Student
Ditch Diggers
Innkeeper and Guest
Guru and Disciple
Coal Miners
Bouncer and Piano Player
Assassin and Victim
Dancer and Dance Instructor
Psychic and Skeptic
Burglar and Homeowner
Ghost and Ghostbuster
Trapeze Artist and Lion Tamer
Priest and Condemned Prisoner
Mob Boss and Police Captain
Janitor and Student
English Teacher and Student
Private Investigator and Cop
Long Lost Friends
Mall Security Guard and Shop Owner
Architect and Builder
Cat and Bird
Orderly and Intern
Spiritual Guide and Follower
Computer Programmer and Manager
Cook and Nanny
Detective and Suspect
Santa and Reindeer Keeper
Knight and Dragon
Cab Driver and Passenger
Locksmith and Customer
Divers
Chef and Health Inspector
Swordsmith and Princess
Alien and Kid
Lifeguard and Swimmer
Soldiers
Priest and Father of the Bride
Actors
Superhero and Sidekick
Inventor and Child
Drummer and Bass Guitarist
Gas Station Attendant and Robber
Makeup Artist and Camera Operator
Wedding Planner and Bride
God and Devil
An Elderly Couple
Spelunkers
King and Guard
Flight Attendant and Captain
Librarian and Child
Diver and Boat Captain
Hunters
Jockey and Veterinarian
Sheriff and Banker
Drunk and DJ
Hotelier and Guest
Gladiator and Caesar
Divorced Couple
Athletes
Beautician and Client
Murderer and Ghost
Artist and Model
Actor and Co-star
Housekeeper and Valet
Author and Illustrator
Roommates
Ship Captain and Ship Doctor
Ventriloquist and Child
Firefighters
Dentist and Dental Hygienist
Greengrocer and Customer
Archaeologists
Science Tutor and Student
Detective and Witness
Tourist and Mugger
Santa and Mall Security Guard
Bodyguard and Politician
Kidnapper and Prisoner
Acrobat and Ringmaster
Receptionist and Boss
God and Mary
Football Player and Nerd
Mad Scientist and Creature
Poet and Muse
Astronaut and Technician
Nanny and Parent
Gravedigger and Bereaved
Detectives
Chef and Kitchen Hand
Ninja and Emperor
Singer and Infatuated Fan
Pilot and Child
Wizard and Apprentice
Swordsmith and Knight
Astronauts
Assassin and Client
Pole Vaulter and Coach
Architect and Client
Doorman and Guest
Father of the Bride and Groom
Artist and Patron
Librarian and Visitor
Priest and Parishioner
Android and Creator
Burglars
Bank Manager and Client
Comedian and Piano Player
Aliens
Private Investigator and Client
Nanny and Housekeeper
Court Jester and Wizard
Cat and Mouse
Antique Dealer and Customer
Fan and Pianist
Writer and Actor
Alien and Doctor
Farmer and Farmhand
Teacher and Parent
Swordsmith and Sword Master
Surgeon and Hospital Administrator
Undertaker and Bereaved
Musician and Muse
Gladiators
Nanny and Child
Professor and University Dean
Bricklayers
Park Ranger and Hiker
Astronaut and Alien
Dancer and Director
Flight Attendant and Child
Guitar Teacher and Student
Musician and Sound Technician
Tennis Player and Coach
Sheriff and Bandit
Janitor and Parent
Lifeguards
Taxidermist and Bereaved Pet Owner
Magician and Assistant
Lumberjacks
Bouncer and Lounge Singer
Best Man and Bride
Mob Boss and Mayor
Bearded Lady and Clown
Hunter and Poacher
Angel and Demon
Cook and Butler
Actor and Agent
Band Manager and Pianist
Tourist and Shop Owner
Ship Captain and Engineer
Gravedigger and Priest
Machinist and Boss
Accountant and Client
Prison Inmate and Prison Boss
Yoga Instructor and Student
Wizard and Court Jester
Scientist and Lab Assistant
Handyperson and Customer
Director and Camera Operator
Warriors
Devil and Demon
Mad Scientist and Assistant
Entrepreneur and Investor
Teacher and Principal
Receptionist and Customer
Meteorologists
Dictator and Diplomat
Bus Driver and Passenger
Swordsmith and Thief
Cartoonist and Agent
Sheriff and Whore
Chef and Food Critic
Bar Owner and Bouncer
Beggar and Passerby
Groom and Bride
Santa and Elf
Doctor and Intern
Mechanic and Boss
Jeweler and Customer
Social Worker and Client
Ship Captain and Mutineer
Squire and Queen
Inventor and Husband
French Teacher and Student
Valet and Aristocrat
Pingpong Player and Coach
Shepherds
Composer and Muse
Jockeys
Magician and Child
Camera Operator and Actor
Fishermen
Assassin and Queen
Clown and Magician
Chef and Restaurant Owner
Surgeon and Nurse
Jailer and Condemned Prisoner
Sheriff and Rancher
Bank Clerk and Robber
Bride and Groom
Receptionist and Courier
Swordsmith and Queen
Farmer and Stock Agent
Baker and Customer
Mob Boss and Drug Dealer
Stockbroker and Client
Actor and Understudy
Chimney-sweep and Cook
Pilot and Hijacker
Flight Attendant and Hijacker
Archer and Knight
Chef and Sous Chef
Writer and Makeup Artist
Cruise Director and Passenger
Trapeze Artist and Strong Man
Band Manager and Roadie
Bellhop and Guest
Prison Inmate and Guard
Game Show Host and Producer
Sheriff and Mayor
Buskers
Mother of the Bride and Groom
Cop and Burglar
Real Estate Agent and Prospective Buyer
Singing Teacher and Student
Doctor and Patient
Hunter and Vegan
Diver and Merman
Groom and Valet
Blacksmith and Horse Owner
Mechanic and Customer
DJ and Piano Player
Ghost and Exorcist
Author and Editor
Ship Captain and Child
Dealer and Gambler
King and Wizard
Lifeguard and Shark
Masseuse and Client
Tourist and Local
Sheriff and Schoolmarm
Fan and Drummer
Concierge and Guest
Tightrope Walker and Acrobat
Chef and Wine Steward
Priest and Sinner
Bridesmaid and Mother of the Bride
Piano Teacher and Student
Housekeeper and Groom
Hospital Administrator and Patient
Maths Teacher and Student
Loan Shark and Customer
God and St.Peter
Personal Trainer and Client
DJ and Comedian
Knight and Guard
Private Investigator and Detective
Ringmaster and Trapeze Artist
Ship Captain and Passenger
Robot and Creator
Priest and Rabbi
Roadie and Band Manager
Hotdog Vendor and Customer
Bride and Father of the Groom
Teacher and Relief Teacher
Makeup Artist and Director
Tourist and Tour Guide
Aristocrat and Gardener
Intern and Hospital Administrator
Tatooist and Client
Swordsmith and Prince
Bar Owner and Comedian
Santa and Child
Mob Boss and Underling
Strong Man and Bearded Lady
Sheriff and General Store Owner
Janitor and Teacher
Drug Dealer and Bar Staff
Fan and Bass Guitarist
Father of the Groom and Mother of the Bride
Hospital Administrator and Nurse
Jockey and Trainer
Butler and Groom
Electrician and Customer
Union Rep and Boss
Knight and King
Interior Designer and Client
Detective and Coroner
Taxidermist and Hunter
Makeup Artist and Writer
Acrobat and Trapeze Artist
Bridesmaid and Mother of the Groom
Alien and Scientist
Used Car Salesperson and Customer
Drunk and Bar Owner
Golfer and Caddy
Superhero and Mayor
Priest and Imam
Flight Attendant and Pilot
Groom and Butler
Assassin and King
Ringmaster and Tightrope Walker
Lawyer and Client
Interrogator and Prisoner
Wizard and King
Fashion Designer and Model
Producer and Director
Bride and Best Man
Drummer and Saxophonist
Photographer and Model
Sheriff and Saloon Owner
Actor and Casting Director
Plumber and Customer
Tourist and Street Vendor
Nanny and Chimney-sweep
Comedian and Bouncer
Trapeze Artist and Tightrope Walker
Chef and Dishwasher
Veterinarian and Zookeeper
Director and Producer
Exterminator and Client
Actor and Teacher
Father of the Groom and Priest
Chef and Customer
Bass Guitarist and Guitarist
Orderly and Doctor
Dictator and General
Sheriff and Marshal
Tightrope Walker and Ringmaster
Nanny and Gardener
Bar Staff and DJ
Squire and Messenger
Gladiator and Patron
Hunter and Park Ranger
Chef and Maître D'
Father of the Bride and Best Man
Tech Support and Customer
Park Ranger and Tourist
Piano Player and Bar Staff
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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