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Random Proverbs (x 20)

Money is the root of all evil.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
One person's trash is another person's treasure.
Bread always falls buttered side down.
Hide in plain sight.
Love is blind.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
Never tell tales out of school.
A leopard can't change its spots.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
Money talks.
Big fish eat little fish.
It's all grist to the mill.
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man's door.
Another day, another dollar.
Small things amuse small minds.
Live for today, for tomorrow never comes.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
All roads lead to Rome.

Money is the root of all evil.

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

One person's trash is another person's treasure.

Bread always falls buttered side down.

Hide in plain sight.

Love is blind.

One man's meat is another man's poison.

Never tell tales out of school.

A leopard can't change its spots.

Don't wash your dirty linen in public.

Money talks.

Big fish eat little fish.