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Random Proverbs (x 20)

The leopard does not change his spots.
You are never too old to learn.
Horses for courses.
He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
Keep your powder dry.
Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Let well alone.
If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
There is no accounting for tastes.
It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Seeing is believing.
It takes two to make a quarrel.
The best is the enemy of the good.
Every man for himself, and the Devil take the hindmost.
Less said, soon mended.
Might is right.
All you need is love.
A soft answer turneth away wrath.

The leopard does not change his spots.

You are never too old to learn.

Horses for courses.

He that goes a-borrowing, goes a-sorrowing.

Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.

Keep your powder dry.

Don't leave your manners on the doorstep.

Do as I say, not as I do.

Let well alone.

If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.

There is no accounting for tastes.

It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.