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Random Proverbs (x 20)

Faith will move mountains.
You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.
Home is where the heart is.
Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
The exception which proves the rule.
Beggars can't be choosers.
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
The early bird gets the worm.
Don't meet troubles half-way.
Like father, like son.
It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
Don't let the grass grow under your feet.
Each to their own.
All the world loves a lover.
Always put your best foot forward.
To err is human; to forgive divine.
Mighty oaks from little acorns grow.
All's well that ends well.

Faith will move mountains.

You can't unscramble a scrambled egg.

Home is where the heart is.

Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

The exception which proves the rule.

Beggars can't be choosers.

There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.

The early bird gets the worm.

Don't meet troubles half-way.

Like father, like son.