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Random Proverbs (x 20)

One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.
Truth will out.
A cat has nine lives.
Hindsight is twenty-twenty.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
Needs must when the devil drives.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
Live and let live.
A stitch in time saves nine.
'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only one step.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and wise.
Cold hands, warm heart.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Be slow in choosing, but slower in changing.
Home is where the heart is.

One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.

Truth will out.

A cat has nine lives.

Hindsight is twenty-twenty.

The course of true love never did run smooth.

He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.

Needs must when the devil drives.

Rome wasn't built in a day.

To live by the sword is to die by the sword.

Live and let live.

A stitch in time saves nine.

'tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.