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Random Proverbs (x 20)

Make haste slowly.
Always put your best foot forward.
Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.
Beat swords into ploughshares.
Life's not all beer and skittles.
What goes around comes around.
Actions speak louder than words.
The best defence is a good offence.
Little strokes fell great oaks.
Seek and you shall find.
You can't have your cake and eat it too.
First come, first served.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
Stupid is as stupid does.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
No rest for the wicked.
Shrouds have no pockets.
They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.
Among the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

Make haste slowly.

Always put your best foot forward.

Don't cross a bridge until you come to it.

Beat swords into ploughshares.

Life's not all beer and skittles.

What goes around comes around.

Actions speak louder than words.

The best defence is a good offence.

Little strokes fell great oaks.

Seek and you shall find.

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

First come, first served.