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Random Proverbs (x 10)
Let bygones be bygones.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Don't get mad, get even.
Everyone has their price.
All good things come to those that wait.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Ask a silly question and you'll get a silly answer.
It takes two to make a quarrel.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
Love of money is the root of all evil.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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