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The sound of the drill made Felix want to scream.
It was a dark and stormy Sunday morning. Joe was in the hair salon.
Jim-Bob felt that the lemur was cooperative.
It was a quiet morning down by the stream.
Anita was disappointed that no one was coming to Thanksgiving.
"They know it was me," Teresa told herself as she waited over the hill.
Heather could tell that Shelly was a swimmer. She tried not to laugh.
On Friday, Erica always made a list.
Lord Greg was in one of his moods.
Annie had been expecting Gina for four days. She rubbed her hands together.
As soon as the grand opening started, Jean bit her fingernails.
Hugh put down the bike slowly.
When rain stopped, Bill knew it was time to run.
The priest opened the door, and led Annette inside.
Lawrence opened the door to the guest room. He was afraid of what he would find.
Randall took a bite of his candy-bar.
A sense of magic was in the air. Darren smiled knowingly.
If the ninja didn't arrive soon, Lance didn't know what he would do.
After spending a night on a plane, Beth was relieved to see her husband.
Alma was outside the window. She had a can opener in her hand.
Yvonne walked into the wardrobe and glanced at Laura. "You make me thirsty," she said.
It was a long way to the swamp. Joanne stopped and set aside her glass.
There had never been a spy quite like Carrie King, and she knew it.
Going to the desert island was a foolhardy idea. Vanessa twiddled her thumbs.
Julie fumbled in the gloom. The walls were damp.
Doroe Sunworm raised his fist.
Claude was growling. He took a long sip of his cocktail.
For as long as Betty could remember, she'd wanted to be a linguist.
When Katie arrived at her funeral, everyone ignored her.
The basement was flooded.
Jackie had never been to the lake. She enjoyed the feeling of freedom.
Ralozhuina leaned into the wind.
Someone had invited a tiger to Easter. Veronica knew what to do.
The squirrel had escaped. Alan pretended not to notice.
Shawn was relieved that everyone was coming to Christmas.
Courtney had come to London prepared. She was here to meet the detective.
Lord Herman was sitting in the bedroom.
It was a clear and cloudless Thursday evening. Pearl was at the bus stop.
"Whatever happens, don't panic," Lynn told herself as she waited in the shop.
Emma had invited a horse to her wedding. She knew it wouldn't end well.
Bartholomew opened the door to the cloakroom. His senses were overwhelmed.
Love was in the air. Ruth smiled knowingly.
Audrey could feel her heart beating.
The sound of the clocking ticking made Chad angry.
The mortician opened the door, and led Henry inside.
When Bobbi-Jo arrived at Easter, Beverly laughed.
It was a morning full of promise. Cody straightened his clothes as he led the baker into the lobby.
Jimmy could see that Roger was ambitious. He opened the door to the basement.
When Kathy arrived at Christmas, Sherri ignored her.
Dolores took a bite of her bagel.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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