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Random Opening Lines (x 10)

Ronald knew that Allan was pained.
For as long as Gilbert could remember, he'd wanted to be an architect.
Charles was up the chimney. He had a glass in his hand.
Valerie could tell that Rebecca was an electrician. She tried not to worry.
When Angel arrived at Thanksgiving, Calvin fainted.
Maurice had been expecting Joseph for hours. He wanted to dance.
Bartholomew put down the doll carefully.
It was a long way to the mountain. Eva stopped and buttoned up her jacket.
As soon as Christmas started, Jason took a bite of his fishcake.
After spending a night on a plane, Lorraine was relieved to see her car.

Ronald knew that Allan was pained.

For as long as Gilbert could remember, he'd wanted to be an architect.

Charles was up the chimney. He had a glass in his hand.

Valerie could tell that Rebecca was an electrician. She tried not to worry.

When Angel arrived at Thanksgiving, Calvin fainted.

Maurice had been expecting Joseph for hours. He wanted to dance.

Bartholomew put down the doll carefully.

It was a long way to the mountain. Eva stopped and buttoned up her jacket.

As soon as Christmas started, Jason took a bite of his fishcake.

After spending a night on a plane, Lorraine was relieved to see her car.

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