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A Self-conscious Guard
A Delicate Minister
A Scholarly Interpreter
An Indifferent Zookeeper
An Easily Discouraged Merchant
An Airy Private Detective
A Transparent Tailor
A Well-meaning Shaman
An Inoffensive Mobster
A Lonely Dogcatcher
A Resourceful Interior Designer
A Responsive Butcher
A Modest Bodyguard
A Distrustful Cab Driver
A Moralistic Printer
A Good-natured Bank Robber
An Aggressive Hypnotist
An Impressive Doctor
A Fearful Chemist
A Funny Gravedigger
A Lovable Make-up Artist
An Impractical Coach
A Short Chauffeur
A Competitive Butcher
An Observant Burglar
A Persuasive Hairdresser
A Free and Easy Manager
A Hesitant Servant
A Mournful Sailor
A Scrupulous Jockey
A Destructive Technician
A Criminal Playwright
An Impersonal Poet
A Tidy Fashion Designer
A Sulky Shaman
A Modest Spin Doctor
An Intrigued Sniper
A Lustful DJ
A Shaky Scout
A Perverse Coroner
A Hurried Gate-keeper
A Regretful Florist
A Greedy Paramedic
An Authoritarian Illustrator
A Zany Architect
A Discouraged Medic
An Overimaginative Dancer
A Delighted Brewer
A Peaceful Animal Trainer
A Sloppy Scientist
A Malicious Customs Officer
A Sober Rat Catcher
A Meticulous Scout
An Unlucky Screenwriter
An Antisocial Stonecutter
A Closed off Guitarist
A Precise Broker
A Smiling Lawyer
A Reactionary Welder
A Solemn Barista
An Obnoxious Referee
A Perfectionist Servant
A Businesslike Bureaucrat
An Educated Teacher
A Rigid Historian
An Aggressive Courier
An Uncomplaining Yak Herder
A Conformist Chief of Police
An Obvious Messenger
A Realistic Writer
A Criminal Scout
A Young Bandit
A Panicked Dietician
An Unpredicatable Manager
A Hearty Surgeon
A Responsible Ninja
A Blissful Spy
A Positive Pastor
A Useless Gate-keeper
An Impersonal Physician
A Dreamy Illustrator
A Dejected Teacher
A Mannered Deputy
An Unfriendly Undertaker
A Rejected Optometrist
An Earnest Priest
A Dogmatic Cameraman
A Disorganized Pawnbroker
A Desperate DJ
A Disconcerting Antique Dealer
A Thorough Sailor
A Cheating Farmer
An Empty Saxophonist
A Nosy Beggar
A Hopeful Clerk
A Leisurely Janitor
A Timid Magician
A Steady Messenger
A Sure Zookeeper
A Sadistic Ninja
An Amusing Crook
A Sore Sheriff
A Sulky Hypnotist
A Well-rounded Undertaker
A Softheaded Clown
A Preoccupied Electrician
An Adventurous Botanist
A Venomous Shepherd
A Peaceful Surgeon
An Affectionate Silversmith
An Invisible Guitarist
An Extreme Butcher
An Alone Biologist
A Fatalistic Dictator
A Sanctimonious Philanthropist
A Vivacious Criminal
A Distracted Geologist
A Freethinking Welder
A Callous Ninja
A Secure Journalist
A Genuine Marshal
A Dirty Singer
A Hefty Make-up Artist
A Decadent Scout
A Tough Cameraman
A Lucky Butcher
A Freewheeling Broker
An Obsessive Tax Collector
An Indecisive Referee
A Self-effacing Librarian
A Heroic Sailor
An Astigmatic Taxidermist
An Uneasy Surgeon
A Mistaken Detective
A Disappointed Mayor
A Dignified Dressmaker
A Familial Executioner
An Observant Missionary
A Subjective Singer
A Criminal Shipwright
A Disinterested Spy
A Calculating Doctor
A Disconcerting Truck Driver
An Uncertain Coach
An Amoral Mechanic
A Helpful Bodyguard
An Irreligious Saxophonist
A Scheming Ambassador
An Honest Archer
A Ticklish Hypnotist
A Receptive Governor
An Amazing Philanthropist
An Idealistic Spy
An Obnoxious Scout
An Impudent Air Traffic Controller
A Morbid Matador
An Impressionable Thief
An Astigmatic Interpreter
An Enraged Guru
A Suave Saxophonist
A Studious Brewer
A Lazy Editor
A Familial Principal
An Appalled Missionary
A Prudent Salesperson
An Opportunistic Drummer
A Grim Criminal
A Predatory Exotic Dancer
An Incensed Merchant
An Erratic Mechanic
A Principled Private Detective
A Skeptical Sage
A Charmless Lawyer
A Rational Undertaker
A Sadistic Chemist
A Self-indulgent Butcher
A Rejected Medic
A Frugal Fortune-teller
A Perverse Detective
A Sweaty Nurse
A Lovely Mobster
A Cute Chief of Police
A Good-natured Guard
An Antisocial Astronaut
A Skinny Hairdresser
An Uneasy Psychiatrist
An Injured Customs Officer
A Responsible Exterminator
A Smiling Bank Robber
A Strong-willed Antique Dealer
A Pessimistic Comedian
A Quiet Composer
A Pompous Nurse
A Rowdy Screenwriter
A Witty Sleuth
A Tormented Gardener
A Wary Chef
A Sweet Cook
An Overimaginative Carver
A Stern Factory Worker
A Protective Governor
A Troublesome Taxi-driver
A Daring Waiter
An Enigmatic Tattooist
A Foolish Wizard
A Superficial Entrepreneur
An Attractive Pianist
An Honest Baker
A Spontaneous Graphic Artist
A Single-minded Archaeologist
An Amazed Yak Herder
A Paternalistic Reporter
An Egocentric Spy
A Tortured Dentist
A Pompous Evangelist
A Youthful Dietician
A Scared Bank Robber
An Alert Servant
An Unlovable Screenwriter
A Brave Merchant
A Dissatisfied Gate-keeper
An Expedient Teacher
An Outrageous Comedian
A Lonely Waiter
A Submissive Pirate
A Lazy Winemaker
An Erratic Air Traffic Controller
A Domineering Spin Doctor
An Unstable Botanist
An Outspoken Herbalist
A Hefty Customs Officer
A Sexy Shepherd
A Cowardly Chimney-sweep
A Powerless Pharmacist
A Worried Nurse
A Businesslike Gravedigger
A Studious Construction Worker
A Disruptive Hunter
An Independent Thief
A Hungry Interpreter
A Rejected Drug Dealer
An Optimistic Police Officer
A Money-minded Court Jester
A Meticulous Executioner
A Trusting Ninja
An Earthy Matador
A Young Assassin
A Discontented Guitarist
An Irritated Firefighter
An Agonized Receptionist
A Fascinated Juggler
An Insensitive Explorer
A Frisky Plumber
An Unlucky Construction Worker
A Sad Flight Attendant
A Brave Customs Officer
A Conciliatory Hairdresser
A Neglectful Engineer
A Woeful Spelunker
An Insightful Screenwriter
A Mealymouthed Assassin
An Extreme Gate-keeper
A Sordid Archer
An Unrestrained Referee
A Concerned Terrorist
A False Imam
A Sharing Sheriff
A Short Ornithologist
A Respectful Scout
A Thorough Guide
A Tormented Athlete
An Unbelieving Principal
An Energetic Dentist
A Touchy Biologist
An Educated Captain
A Ritualistic Pharmacist
An Alone Silversmith
A High-minded Fortune-teller
A Plodding Bartender
A Childish Herbalist
An Offended Ditch Digger
A Mystical Weaver
A Detestable Yak Herder
An Injured Detective
An Offensive Pianist
A Hefty Minister
A Preoccupied Bishop
An Interested Clockmaker
A Dignified Private Detective
A Graceless Torturer
A Ravenous Pirate
A Witty Clown
An Effeminate Paramedic
A Protective Radiologist
A Faithless Court Jester
A Hedonistic Salesperson
A Prim Juggler
An Intense Mayor
A Bewildered Social Worker
An Orderly Clerk
A Flexible Shipwright
A Mechanical Conductor
An Experimental Veterinarian
A Careless Surgeon
A Driven Soldier
A Melancholic Evangelist
A Lousy Cook
A Disturbing Writer
An Enthusiastic Bandit
An Alone Pharmacist
A Liberal Janitor
A Completely Normal Beautician
A Trendy Missionary
A Foolish Bank Robber
A Daring Mobster
A Spontaneous Receptionist
A Surprising Dietician
A Handsome Sleuth
A Scornful Tailor
A Regretful Cartoonist
An Impulsive Diver
A Pathetic Watchmaker
A Disturbing Lighthouse-keeper
An Inflamed Deputy
An Agreeable Guru
A Moody Assassin
An Ignorant Detective
A Heartbroken Pilot
An Agonized Sniper
A Sporting Composer
A Humiliated Carver
A Faithful Blacksmith
A Silly Doctor
A Rowdy Pharmacist
An Incorruptible Broker
An Obedient Mercenary
An Unimaginative Oracle
A Prim Matador
An Erratic Clown
A Perfectionist Beggar
A Responsible Percussionist
An Odd Cartoonist
A Detestable Air Traffic Controller
An Orderly Criminal
An Ashamed Actor
A Chummy Teacher
A Clear-headed Nanny
A Dignified Soldier
An Agonized Truck Driver
A Nonchalant Private Detective
An Impractical Fishmonger
An Indecisive Baker
A Scholarly Oracle
A Sexy Burglar
A Considerate Florist
A Dry Salesperson
An Airy Ornithologist
A Courageous Gravedigger
A Skinny Painter
A Tidy Priest
A Noncompetitive Park Ranger
A Comfortable Guru
A Festive Athlete
A Sensitive Antique Dealer
A Wealthy Pirate
A Sly Shoemaker
An Unfathomable Rat Catcher
A Trustworthy Court Jester
A Fickle Cartoonist
A Complacent Blacksmith
A Painstaking Scientist
A Willful Truck Driver
An Organized Hotelier
A Repugnant Priest
A Dismayed Waiter
A Selfish Bureaucrat
A Pessimistic Writer
A Lonely Radiologist
An Annoyed Evangelist
An Empty Deputy
An Outspoken Sniper
A Modern Trapper
An Admirable Beggar
A Discreet Weaver
A Skinny Bodyguard
A Joyous Yak Herder
A Perplexed Hypnotist
An Odd Coach
A Miserable Editor
A Lovable Conductor
A Romantic Blacksmith
A Colorful Radiologist
A Cute Cook
A Businesslike Percussionist
A Lovely Scout
A Dishonest Clown
A Quiet Wizard
A Restrained Detective
A Crafty Butler
A Rational Swimming Coach
A Persuasive Fisher
A Creative Spy
A Responsible Director
A Passionate Magician
A Reliable Lawyer
A Surprising Shipwright
An Overimaginative Electrician
A Young Game Show Host
A Scrupulous Torturer
A Solitary Pilot
An Assertive Fashion Designer
A Devious Astronaut
A Careless Air Traffic Controller
A Disrespectful Photographer
A Lonely Nanny
A Serene Fortune-teller
A Thoughtless Engineer
A Scornful Chauffeur
A Cautious Cartoonist
A Disturbing Mayor
An Elegant Psychiatrist
A Secretive Mason
A Thankful Imam
An Insulting Drummer
A Dynamic Spy
An Ordinary Guitarist
An Insightful Butcher
A Critical Bank Robber
A Victimized Choreographer
A Cross Cheesemaker
A Dissatisfied Carpenter
A Resourceful Builder
A Wary Police Officer
A Threatened Truck Driver
A Handsome Swordsmith
A Repressed Teacher
A Charmless Air Traffic Controller
A Doubtful Servant
A Predictable Engineer
A Sharing Artist
A Crude Entrepreneur
An Ignorant Matador
An Agonizing DJ
A Steadfast Interrogator
A Preoccupied Mortician
A Dogmatic Criminal
A Resourceful Executioner
A Dependent Tailor
A Driven Thief
A Freewheeling Gravedigger
A Difficult Builder
A Gullible Surgeon
An Unrestrained Paramedic
A Political Impersonator
A Wealthy Tattooist
A Reserved Bandit
An Impulsive Actor
A Trusting Mortician
An Obnoxious Chemist
A Cross Lumberjack
A Worked Up Shepherd
An Outrageous Translator
An Amazed Teacher
A Caring Busker
A Bland Beggar
A Monstrous Blacksmith
A Sympathetic Hypnotist
A Mannerless Gladiator
A Maternal Receptionist
A Whimsical Guide
A Passionate Guru
A Patriotic Bodyguard
A Healthy Actor
An Opinionated Air Traffic Controller
A Charismatic Accountant
A Religious Florist
An Irreligious Hotelier
An Artful Spelunker
An Individualistic Customs Officer
A Focused Clown
A Miserable Factory Worker
An Insightful Printer
A Dismayed Firefighter
A Misguided Violinist
An Unstable Conductor
A Surprising Captain
An Understanding Detective
A Destructive Stunt Double
An Optimistic Percussionist
A Transparent Beautician
A Pure Drug Dealer
A Mawkish Bank Robber
A Noncommittal Chief of Police
An Energetic Mercenary
A Decadent Archer
A Depressed Spelunker
A Strong-willed Herald
A Punctual Blacksmith
A Pessimistic Pianist
An Enthusiastic Chauffeur
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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