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It's time to go.

My love, it's alive.

It's not the right size.

I know where you were.

This looks interesting.

I feel frustrated.

I want that kitten out of my car!

It was your fault that the plane was late.

When I was little, I wanted to be a doctor.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

This is a fine mess

When the party starts, start singing.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

You broke the vase on purpose.

I've reported it to the President.

You're going to need a lot of glue.

I love fall in India.

I have the gun.

I want you to hold me.

We're ghosts.

Get ready to dance.

You are an inspiration.

I am going to Easter.

I'm going to need a saw.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

Please, look at me.

We're cursed.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

You need it.

You are so kind to me.

What will you do, now that you've found God?

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Did you eat today?

Just try not to cry

You are touchy.

Are you nuts? We're not invincible!

No one can ever know what we did.

Laughing is good for the soul.

It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.

Leave it until morning.

I just want an umbrella. What's wrong with that?

Take this and pray.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

I knew you could open it.

I need to tell you about Saturday.

I'm a ghost.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

We've only got one option.

Your ego is like a book...

I see you know what to do.

This room is shrinking.

I can't find my spoon anywhere.

You devil!

Open the window.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

I can offer you a slice of pizza.

Let's eat

A girl needs money.

Show me the knife.

We're the same person.

Don't fool around.

No one can ever know that I was here.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

It was my fault that the recital sucked.

You never say what you're thinking.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I'm the best linguist on this planet

Who left a shovel in the lobby?

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

You will always need me.

I love spring in America.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

This is a fine ship

I could never hate you.

I feel relaxed.

Hey, watch me dance.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I have needs.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Sound the alarm!

I should hide.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

The first thing to consider is safety.

This looks suspicious.

I want you to stop loving me.

Knitting is good for the soul.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

I volunteer to go!

Good morning!

Whatever happens, don't panic

It's your fault that the dinner got burnt.

Be safe!

Drop it here.

Your tongue has turned pink.

Take this with you.

Can I make contact?

Take the piano and die.

I just want a burger. What's wrong with that?

Learning is like doing the dishes...

You know it.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I'm trying to see the funny side.

You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.

I can't find my bike anywhere.

I'll get ready.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

Stop, in the name of love.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

Don't be scared. I just need you to wait

Your eyes have turned purple.

We need to make a plan.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I want you to cook for me.

My love, it's so expensive.

Someone's listening.

You are experimental.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

Get ready, or get out.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

Give me the pickle.

It's not appropriate.

You burned it on purpose.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Leave it alone.

It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.

I will always love you.

It's time to make lunch.

I'm the best park ranger on this planet

Laughter is like a lake...

I have to tell you about the game show host.

We're magnificent.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

I want that dog out of my room!

Alright, who left a coffee in the basement?

Did you drink 8 glasses of water this morning?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.

Take the money and leave.

This looks nice.

Open the bottle.

You are a twit.

Please, remain silent.

It's giving me a headache.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I feel brave.

Can I make sure?

Your nose has turned black.

We've only got one chance.

I volunteer myself!

She was unconscious when I found her.

You are not my conscience.

Take this with water.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the cell.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

Be careful!

Dancing is all I can manage now.

You could never hate me.

I just want a fork. What's wrong with that?

I want you to be debonair.

You angel!

Someone's in here.

I bet you know why I'm going.

A boy needs his friends.

You are my inspiration.

You are the most generous person I have ever met.

I see you smiling.

Give me the guitar.

You are so good to me.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

You can have it.

You never take me seriously.

You're a god.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

We should hide.

I have lost the will to live.

I want you to look at me.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You're going to pay!

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

We're going to need a lot of glue.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

I've reported it to Interpol.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

This is a stick up.

I'm going to need an interpreter.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I want you to stop tricking me.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

It wasn't my fault that the play sucked.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

I heard laughter coming from the outhouse.

This looks wrong.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

Who left a spatula in the attic?

We need to unite.

Let's watch the game

Can I make a plan?

Your ears have turned red.

I have the poem.

I'm the greatest gladiator who ever lived.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

Leave it here.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

Open your heart.

You are so nice to me.

Someone's coming this way.

It's not heavy.

I'll help.

I just want a saw. What's wrong with that?

It's almost over

I know the future.

I can offer you a good price.

Why keep a dog and bark yourself?

Leave it outside.

I want you to marry me.

Delivery!

I want you to be lustful.

I feel extravagant.

I have faith.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

My life is a mystery.

When the door opens, start crying.

We should think about this.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

You're a ghost.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.

You are my favourite.

You're going down!

I'm cursed.

We're gods.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

This room is bugged.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

You could never despise me.

I want that lobster out of my house!

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

How dare you laugh at me!

I am going to the grand opening.

No one can ever know that I survived.

I never really lived.

Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.

I need to tell you about Christmas.

I'm going to need an entrepreneur.

The first thing to consider is the cost.

How much luck do you have?

A girl needs confidence.

Hand me the teddy bear.

I want to tell you about the elf.

I see you every day.

I want you to stop tickling me.

Grief is like a canvas...

Put it here.

I am steady.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

You're going to need a screwdriver.

Are you crazy? We're not alone!

When the door opens, make a run for it.

I heard a voice coming from the bedroom.

Let's go

When I was little, I wanted to be a sphinx.

I've reported it to mother.

Who left a muffin in the attic?

Did you eat while I was away?

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

This is the right time to be hysterical.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I want you to be loving.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I just want a glass. What's wrong with that?

Sweetheart, it's alive.

Fears are like salmon swimming upstream...

You should ask your mother.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

Open sesame.

You should hide.

We're weird.

Take the money and go.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

I can't find my bratwurst anywhere.

You are not my father.

You are a genius.

Why do you love me, so much?

You made me cry on purpose.

I want you to betray me.

Your ears have turned stripey.

You're coming with me!

I guess you have read the stories about my uncle?

Hey, watch me move.

Your opinion is like a beautiful song...

No one can ever know that I like skipping

I need to tell you about Friday.

I am going to the wedding.

I want to tell you about the Hell.

I'm the only governor on this planet

A girl needs her father.

Good luck!

Take this for luck.

You never call me.

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

Dare to dream

Throw me the banana.

I'm going to need a lot of nails.

I hate you.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

I want you to document my trip to India.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not invincible!

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

You are my everything.

Please, lie down.

I can offer you a licorice twist.

I love autumn in Japan.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

I have 20-20 vision.

I heard a howl coming from the library.

Open the door.

Did you eat this morning?

I can't find my sheep anywhere.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to think

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I just want an icecream. What's wrong with that?

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

When the bell rings, start crying.

You are an idiot.

Your lips have turned purple.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

You should find your mother.

Find some proof that they fooled you.

Good grief!

It's your fault that the bus was late.

I want you to listen to me.

I want to tell you about the astronaut.

I'm the best wizard on this planet

I want you to be lovely.

Can I make a contribution?

Let's get it

You hate me.

I feel cautious.

Alright, who left a beer in the studio?

Your nose has turned stripey.

Hand me the muffin.

This looks edible.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of chocolate.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

You never listen.

I'm trying to win.

I want you to stop believing in me.

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

I need to tell you about the wedding.

I love winter in Australia.

I can offer you a cocktail.

Did you get lucky at work?

I want that pony out of my room!

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I'll watch.

Sorry, is all that I can say.

We need to eat.

Please, give up while you can.

Your hopes are like spaghetti...

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

I heard laughter coming from the cell.

Throw it here.

I want you to cancel my trip to Canada.

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

How dare you smile at me!

I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?

Okay. Just do what I do.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

This room is unstable.

When the lights go out, start singing.

I'm the only juggler on this planet

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

It was your fault that the crops died.

Get ready to laugh.

It's giving me grief.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

You could never fascinate me.

Sadness is like a winter's day...

No one can ever know that I like to dance

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

This is the worst time to be amused.

I can offer you a daiquiri.

I'm going to need a wrench.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I want you to be overimaginative.

I love autumn in Spain.

I want you to stop smelling me.

My life is cursed.

I want you to love me.

I knew you could fix it.

I should think about this.

You are not my type.

You want it.

It's not ready.

I just want a skateboard. What's wrong with that?

You're crazy.

I heard a sound coming from the barn.

It's your fault that the plane was late.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable

Can I make up a story?

Ha-cha-cha.

I can't find my spider anywhere.

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

We're going to need a truck driver.

Am I under arrest, or not?

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Show no mercy

Take the money and die.

I never killed anyone.

We need to help each other.

You should protect your father.

Who left a giraffe in the cell?

A boy needs boundaries.

I have the scroll.

I can offer you a job.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

You are critical.

Did you fart at work?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

You crashed the car on purpose.

I need to tell you about the lemonade.

Death is like a picnic at the beach...

Your tongue has turned stripey.

Please, stop laughing.

It's not mine.

You said you didn't see your father at all that day.

We're crazy.

You dropped it.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

I knew you could turn things around.

I'm the best clockmaker who ever lived.

I just want a gun. What's wrong with that?

You monster!

I want that koala out of my room!

You love me.

My love, it's dead.

It's time to pack your bags.

Don't get too close.

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

It has to work

I have time.

I've reported it to the press.

I'll open it.

Take the drink and go.

I have the letter.

You're going to need a shovel.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the lounge room.

You should ask your father.

I want to tell you about Saturday.

I volunteer as tribute!

Let's drink

When I was little, I wanted to be a florist.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

Hey, watch me smile.

Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.

I can offer you a pickle.

It's not easy.

We should ask for more money.

I feel cold.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.

A girl needs her mother.

I want you to document my trip to Canada.

I am going to the funeral.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

I bet you know why I'm hungry.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

You're cursed.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

You can't have it.

This is the worst time to be alone.

You are a liar.

I want that donkey out of my house!

We need to stop.

I just want a hot dog. What's wrong with that?

Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

Leave it to the professionals.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

If you're done, we'll get started.

I have the card.

I want you to stop following me.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

We are tough.

Alright, who left a 7-up in the library?

I have powers.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

My life matters.

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