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I'm insignificant.

Did you get lucky last night?

I want that tiger out of my room!

Find some proof that she lied to you.

You are my everything.

You are the oddest person I have ever met.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I could never want you.

I want you to be destructive.

I love winter in Australia.

I can offer you a good price.

You monster!

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

This is a stick up.

Blessed are the peacemakers.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of money.

My life is cursed.

I need to tell you about the wedding.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Don't ask any questions.

I feel silly.

I'm trying to help.

Delivery!

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

Okay. Just do what I do.

A girl needs her father.

We're gods.

Leave it here.

Reading is not as easy as it looks.

You are wealthy.

Show me the bratwurst.

Get ready to run.

I want you to kiss me.

I know what happened.

You're going to need a rat catcher.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

Okay, who left a teddy bear in the cloakroom?

I'll get ready.

Open the window.

I just want a pencil. What's wrong with that?

When the curtain goes up, hide.

I've reported it to the press.

It's not open.

You are not my father.

You're a ghost.

We've only got one of these.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I am going to Christmas.

Sleep is like a mountain...

I never gave up hope.

Don't upset your mother, not now.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

It's almost over

Give it here.

This looks nice.

Sound the alarm!

I have the poem.

Be yourself!

I can't find my bed anywhere.

Good morning!

Did you eat this morning?

You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.

You can't have it.

Why do you love me, so much?

You are a genius.

Find some proof that she fooled you.

I want you to be delicate.

You will always love me.

I can offer you a whiskey.

You made me cry on purpose.

I heard weeping coming from the studio.

I want that spider out of my room!

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I want you to stop laughing at me.

Am I dead, or not?

It's time to go.

Take the drink and leave.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

This room is haunted.

It was your fault that the dog died.

How dare you smile at me!

This is a fine mess

We need to break up.

I have powers.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I'll be here, if you need me.

A girl needs money.

Let's eat

Stop, in the name of the law.

Don't be scared. I just need you to think

I feel humiliated.

I am well-read.

Sweetheart, it's dead.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the well.

Your cheeks have turned black.

You're going to need a spatula.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I guess you have seen the stories about my father?

You are so good to me.

We should start a business.

No one can ever know that you killed him.

I never wanted this.

Good grief!

You are my favourite.

Are you crazy? We're not together!

Leave it alone.

Take this with you.

I'm going to need a lot of snacks.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

We've only got one option.

Get ready for this.

We're ghosts.

Someone's coming this way.

I love winter in Ireland.

When I was little, I wanted to be a griffin.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I want to tell you about the wardrobe.

I have the letter.

You lost it.

I volunteer as tribute!

You're going to pay!

I want you to be dependent.

Take the piano and go.

I bet you know why I'm going.

You're no good.

Please, stay where you are.

I need you.

I'm the greatest photographer who ever lived.

I just want a shovel. What's wrong with that?

It's not the right size.

I've reported it to the police.

I can offer you a muffin.

It wasn't my fault that the wig came off.

Find some proof that I deceived you.

You devil!

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

A boy needs his father.

You are an artist.

Open the curtains.

You're a god.

You never listen.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Be better!

We're going to need a judge.

Throw me the teddy bear.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Running for office is like brushing your hair...

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

You crashed the car on purpose.

My life is a mystery.

Who left a cat in the dining room?

Let's watch TV!

This is a fine ship

It's giving me a headache.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I love spring in America.

You should find your father.

It's time to make lunch.

Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.

I want you to help me.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

Leave it outside.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

I'm trying to care.

Hey, watch me smile.

This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.

I never hurt anybody.

I am indulgent.

You are my father.

I want you to stop smelling me.

We're going to need a lot of help.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

It's not tight enough.

You are a thief.

A girl needs a job.

You can't run with the hare, and hunt with the hounds.

I can offer you a beer.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

Please, listen to me.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

I want to tell you about Monday.

I'm the greatest air traffic controller who ever lived.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

I'll get it.

I will always despise you.

I can offer you a job.

Anxiety is like a picnic at the beach...

It's your fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.

You want me.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I see you for who you are.

Sorry, I have to take this.

You dropped it.

Let's go

I knew you could fix it.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I am going to the party.

Hand me the spoon.

I'm weird.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

I want you to be opinionated.

I'm a ghost.

I have the scroll.

Alright, who left a horse in the garage?

The first thing to consider is safety.

This looks interesting.

I never loved you.

You are a godsend.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You're going down!

We're the same person.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.

I want to tell you about the croissant.

Darling, it's dead.

Am I under arrest, or not?

Did you fart just now?

Can I make peace?

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

It's not mine.

This room is unstable.

I'm going to need a fork.

No one can ever know that I escaped.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

No one can ever know how we did it.

Open the door.

I am witty.

You should think about this.

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Hey, watch me move.

I volunteer to eat it!

I'm the worst chief of police who ever lived.

No one will ever know

Your tongue has turned blue.

Eating is good for the soul.

I want that llama out of my house!

How dare you laugh at me!

I can offer you a chicken wing.

I bet you know why I'm here.

I see you know what to do.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

I guess you have heard the stories about my work?

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

My life means nothing.

You're lucky.

Throw me the bike.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

We're going to need a lot of water.

Let's drink

Who left a merlot in the lounge room?

This is the perfect time to be alone.

Find some proof that he betrayed you.

I'll keep guard.

We're going to need a screwdriver.

This looks suspicious.

Good night!

You need me.

You are my daughter.

When the bell rings, hide.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Buying a house is like eating a salad...

I never felt so alone.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the waiting room.

We're going to need an assassin.

It was my fault that the movie sucked.

Sweetheart, it's beautiful.

It's your fault that the dog died.

Look before you leap.

You burned it on purpose.

Did you enjoy yourself just now?

I want you to betray me.

We need to go.

You won't find it.

Please, stop smoking.

Someone's watching us.

We should quit.

I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.

I volunteer myself!

This room is bugged.

When I was little, I wanted to be a sea monster.

Can I make art?

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I want you to stop following me.

Throw me the hot dog.

I am scornful.

Drop it here.

I'm the only drummer who ever lived.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Laughing is good for the soul.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

Your hopes are like chocolate...

Your tongue has turned black.

We've only got one life.

Take this for luck.

This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

We're magnificent.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

Why do you hate me, so much?

I never listened.

It's your fault that the icecream melted.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the laundry.

I can't find my rum and coke anywhere.

I see you are thinking.

Are you nuts? We're not friends!

This is the right time to be angry.

Blood is thicker than water.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

I have needs.

You're going to need a police officer.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

No one can ever know what we did.

You're going to need a lot of water.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I'll open it.

Hand me the screwdriver.

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You can do this

You could never want me.

I know math.

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

I'm trying to leave.

I will always need you.

Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I want you to clean up after me.

Friendship is like a beach...

I'm the greatest gladiator on this planet

Throw it here.

I am going to the grand opening.

I need to tell you about the pixie.

Did you eat yesterday?

Can I make laughter?

You're really something!

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I can offer you a Guinness.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

You're alone in the universe.

We need to fight.

Open your heart.

It's giving me hope.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

My life matters.

I've reported it to the President.

You never sing anymore.

I want you to cancel my trip to Japan.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

You are so kind to me.

This is the perfect time to be here.

You should pay the bill.

You should listen to your mother.

A boy needs his space.

You are brutal.

Leave it to the professionals.

You angel!

I want that turtle out of my room!

I just want a bagel. What's wrong with that?

I have to tell you about Friday.

When I was little, I wanted to be an ogre.

Just try not to cry

Someone's in here.

I'm going to need a can opener.

I feel independent.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

I have time.

I love autumn in Germany.

We've only got one bullet.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Find some proof that he tricked you.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!

Take this and pray.

I'm crazy.

Don't get too close.

You are a hero.

No one can ever know that you can sing.

Did you get lucky while I was away?

It's your fault that we ran out of milk.

I want you to kill me.

I'm going to need a drug dealer.

Who left a slice of pizza in the bedroom?

I'm trying to understand.

You hate me.

Hey, watch me dance.

Leave it until morning.

I know more than you realise.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

In the midst of life we are in death.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

You should protect your father.

When the party starts, whistle like a bird.

Be careful!

Take the drink and die.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

I want to tell you about the the fairy grotto.

It's not for sale.

Let's get it

We should hide.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the cloakroom.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.

I just want a hammer. What's wrong with that?

I'm going to need a spatula.

I'm the greatest ornithologist who ever lived.

Someone's locked the door.

You're going to need a lot of wood.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

I'm alone in the universe.

You're coming with me!

I feel lonely.

You are so mean to me.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

I want you to read to me.

I love summer in Ireland.

Who left a monkey in the attic?

I can't find my wrench anywhere.

Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me

Eating is not as easy as it looks.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

Buying a house is like writing a shopping list...

Did you eat today?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a scarf.

No one can ever know that you survived.

Take this with water.

I want you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mayor.

It's not safe.

Please, stop shouting.

It was your fault that the train was late.

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

How dare you look at me!

We need to make better decisions.

This is the only thing that's made the last two minutes bearable

You should call your father.

When the door opens, put on your clothes.

I should think about this.

I knew you could live like this.

You are my sunshine.

How much money do you have?

You're going to need a fork.

You found it.

I guess you have read the stories about my sister?

I'm special.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

I see you let yourself in.

I have the card.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I want to tell you about the bagel.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Take the piano and die.

You never smile.

You are difficult.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I want you to stop me.

This looks familiar.

I feel invulnerable.

You're crazy!

I volunteer to go!

Your fears are like marshmallows...

Getting married is like doing the laundry...

I heard weeping coming from the garage.

When I was little, I wanted to be a social worker.

Did you get lucky yesterday?

You are a poet.

You will always hate me.

We need to help each other.

Get ready to dance.

Today is the day

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

We're going to need a lot of food.

Show me the candy-bar.

I can't find my porcupine anywhere.

I want that dog out of my life!

I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?

Can I make dumplings?

It's your fault that the wig came off.

Please, be careful.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

I love summer in Brazil.

I know what to do.

I'm the greatest busker on this planet

You never say what you're thinking.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

My love, it's so juicy.

You pays your money and you takes your choice.

When I was little, I wanted to be a giant.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

This looks peculiar.

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