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Okay. Just follow my lead.

I want you to kiss me.

We're alone in the universe.

Leave it alone.

Your lips have turned black.

I heard a howl coming from the kitchen.

When the door opens, remain calm.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.

When I was little, I wanted to be a torturer.

You should find your mother.

Take this with water.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?

Can I make up a story?

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I bet you know why I'm going.

You're coming with me!

Sorry, I have to take this.

Friendship is like a camera...

Please, wait here.

Let's drink

This room is shrinking.

I volunteer to eat it!

You're going to need a shovel.

Good morning!

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

I've reported it to the President.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

It's time to brush your teeth.

Get ready to dance.

I could never despise you.

It's your fault that the cat died.

I never gave up hope.

How dare you laugh at me!

You are a godsend.

Hey, watch me leave.

You're going to need a lot of buttons.

It's not yours.

Stop, in the name of the law.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

Did you eat just now?

I'm a ghost.

No one suspects a thing

I'm trying to win.

Don't upset your father, not now.

My life is cursed.

I want that shark out of my car!

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I want you to be power-hungry.

You said you didn't see your husband at all this week.

We're going to need a tailor.

Why do you hate me, so much?

Who left a saw in the lounge room?

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!

We are mistaken.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

Am I coming with you, or not?

Leave it outside.

Show me the can opener.

I see you for who you are.

I just want a rocket. What's wrong with that?

Take this for luck.

I'll open it.

You should ask your mother.

Someone's in here.

I want you to stop me.

We should buy a lottery ticket.

You are my inspiration.

I want you to stop blaming me.

This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.

Be better!

When the bell rings, whistle like a bird.

Laughing is good for the soul.

Take the piano and leave.

I have 20-20 vision.

I feel emotional.

I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?

How dare you look at me!

It's your fault that the party was ruined.

Fears are like spaghetti...

You are not my type.

You burned it on purpose.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I bet you know why I'm broke.

Let's watch TV!

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Home is where the heart is.

You are so mean to me.

This room is bugged.

We need to help each other.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

You monster!

Open sesame.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Find some proof that he fooled you.

We're ghosts.

You're going to need a truck driver.

You're a god.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

Hey, watch me dance.

I want you to be skeptical.

You are a hero.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

He was unconscious when I found him.

You're going to need a lot of friends.

I am fearful.

Hand me the doll.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

Alright, who left a gin and tonic in the lobby?

Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.

Can I make a plan?

You never sing anymore.

Please, stop laughing.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

I want that badger out of my car!

Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Don't upset your grandfather, not now.

My love, it's beautiful.

It was your fault that the toast got burnt.

I have the poem.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

You should ask your father.

It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.

It's giving me hope.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

Get ready for this.

Take the money and go.

You are my favourite.

I have money.

I see you let yourself in.

This is the only thing that's made the last five years bearable

You devil!

Dreams are like marshmallows...

We're gods.

Good luck!

I heard laughter coming from the garage.

You're going down!

I want you to stop lying to me.

I want to tell you about the god.

I'll keep guard.

We need to go.

This is a fine mess

When the lights go out, start crying.

This is the worst time to be happy.

Don't be scared. I just need you to stop

Take this and pray.

How dare you smile at me!

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

No one can ever know that I was here.

Be yourself!

I want you to read to me.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

Dancing is not as easy as it looks.

Sound the alarm!

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.

A boy needs discipline.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Can I make a pact?

I knew you could turn things around.

You never listen.

I am going to Christmas.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

I bet you know why I'm feeling left out.

I want that lion out of my room!

I know the future.

Did you eat last night?

This looks bad.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks possible.

We're going to need a fork.

You are the best person I have ever met.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

You are troublesome.

I can offer you a banana.

We've only got one bullet.

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

Your thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream...

Throw me the bratwurst.

I see you are thinking.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

I can offer you a good price.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jacket.

I'm going to need a lot of money.

Failure is like a camera...

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I'm a god.

This is a day to remember

I want you to listen to me.

It's giving me grief.

My life is a mystery.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

I can't find my umbrella anywhere.

This is the perfect time to be afraid.

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

When the bell rings, start singing.

I volunteer as tribute!

Finding a job is like turning on a faucet...

It's not appropriate.

Please, stand.

I want you to be impudent.

I want you to stop tricking me.

We need to eat.

You made me cry on purpose.

Let's get it

I'm going to need a can opener.

Who left a teddy bear in the dungeon?

No one can ever know what we did.

The apple never falls far from the tree.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

Good night!

Did you eat today?

I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?

It's your fault that the play sucked.

We're weird.

I want that fish out of my room!

A boy needs love.

You are so nice to me.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I'm the greatest taxidermist who ever lived.

Delivery!

I want you to document my trip to Ireland.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

You should think about this.

You will always love me.

We're going to need a lot of luck.

I feel heartbroken.

I see you have done this before.

It wasn't your fault that we ran out of milk.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Leave it here.

You know it.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

You never call me.

Don't fool around.

Someone's coming this way.

Can I make lemonade?

Maybe no one will notice

You are a twit.

You're going to need a deputy.

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

I can't find my merlot anywhere.

Find some proof that she betrayed you.

You angel!

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

This is a fine ship

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I want you to stop questioning me.

Are you kidding me? We're not together!

Please, don't touch that.

I'll be here, if you need me.

I know where you were.

Your tongue has turned brown.

Take the drink and go.

This is the perfect time to be here.

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

Open your heart.

I will always need you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a bricklayer.

Let's go

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

No one can ever know that I like you

This room is unstable.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

This looks nice.

Hand me the bread-stick.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

Be careful!

The first thing to consider is safety.

We need to close it.

You should vote.

I'm cursed.

I never hurt anybody.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I heard a voice coming from the bathroom.

This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable

I feel thankful.

I have a secret.

What will you do, now that you've eaten?

I'm the only coroner on this planet

I've reported it to the police.

Fear is like a beach...

Darling, it's beautiful.

I want you to kill me.

I want you to join me on my trip to Brazil.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Please, stop doing that.

You love me.

I can't find my muffin anywhere.

We've only got one hope.

Throw it here.

It wasn't your fault that the movie sucked.

I'm going to need a lot of concrete.

I'm going to need a paleontologist.

Can I make magic?

You said you didn't see your father at all this week.

Why do you love me, so much?

Don't ask any questions.

I love summer in Australia.

Alright, who left a skateboard in the dungeon?

Are you kidding me? We're not alone!

I want you to stop looking at me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear gloves.

You're never going to get away with this!

No one can ever know that you escaped.

You should listen to your father.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.

I am going to the party.

Your eyes have turned pink.

Let's eat

There's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip.

You won't find it.

You are festive.

I can offer you an egg nog.

No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.

You are not my father.

You should start a business.

You're a ghost.

You are my reason for living.

You're going to need a spoon.

I could never need you.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

I heard weeping coming from the armory.

A girl needs her grandfather.

This is a stick up.

I want you to document my trip to Spain.

I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?

If you're sure, we'll get started.

I bet you know why I'm here.

You never smile.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

I guess you have read the stories about my aunt?

I want you to be restless.

I'll watch.

It's time to pack your bags.

We've only got one of these.

I want that goldfish out of my house!

Please, lie down.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mermaid.

I know what happened.

I can't find my shark anywhere.

You're going to need a goldsmith.

When the door opens, start singing.

Hand me the chicken wing.

Find some proof that she lied to you.

I want you to stop following me.

You need it.

I am going to the wedding.

I can offer you an apple.

It's not ready.

Can I make the world better?

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

Dreams are like salmon swimming upstream...

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Your tongue has turned green.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!

Who left an ant in the garage?

No one will ever know

I never wanted this.

We need to stay.

It's your fault that the recital sucked.

Did you eat yesterday?

No one can ever know that you survived.

You are a handsome devil.

I want to tell you about the party.

I'm weird.

We are indignant.

Don't get too close.

Someone's locked the door.

We've only got one chance.

I have to tell you about the griffin.

We're going to need a cartoonist.

It was my fault that your heart got broken.

Take the piano and die.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

A boy needs his father.

You're going to pay!

How dare you look down your nose at me!

You crashed the car on purpose.

He couldn't have left at a worse time.

I want you to hold me.

Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.

I want you to be distressed.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

Thoughts are like spaghetti...

I want you to cancel my trip to India.

I can offer you a chocolate milk.

Sweetheart, it's so expensive.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

This is the worst time to be angry.

You're going to need a lot of paint.

No one can ever know how we did it.

This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks bearable

When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.

Don't just stand there.

I can't find my short black anywhere.

Drop it here.

Can I make up?

Please, don't take that.

To the victor go the spoils.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

Okay, who left an ukulele in the basement?

I'm trying to see the funny side.

I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.

Show me the kebab.

You are not my daughter.

I volunteer to go!

You dropped it.

We're magnificent.

When I was little, I wanted to be a blacksmith.

This looks familiar.

You will always hate me.

You are a poet.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

Just breathe

I want that panda out of my house!

Crime is like a violin...

It's not dead.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

Open the door.

Take this with you.

I'm the only explorer on this planet

I want you to help me.

You're under arrest!

Put it here.

We need to make a plan.

We're going to need a spatula.

It's giving me a headache.

I want you to be intent.

I want you to document my trip to Hong Kong.

Your ears have turned black.

I want you to stop loving me.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

Learning is like brushing your teeth...

I know math.

It's your fault that the boat floated away.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

You're cursed.

I feel impulsive.

Am I dead, or not?

I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?

I have time.

We're the same person.

Why do you tease me, so much?

I can offer you a bread-stick.

Take the drink and leave.

I want to tell you about the conservatory.

You are so kind to me.

Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.

I've reported it to Interpol.

Hey, watch me smile.

I can't find my spaceship anywhere.

I heard a creaking sound coming from the office.

Whoop-whoop.

You are not my mother.

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

Hand me the umbrella.

We need to fight.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

When the bell rings, remain calm.

I should go to the police.

Please, don't drink that.

Can I make mistakes?

It's your fault that Grandpa fell down the stairs.

You should write to your father.

Fight fire with fire.

I'm the only taxi-driver on this planet

I have to tell you about Christmas.

I want that sheep out of my room!

I'm no good.

Time is like a mountain...

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

I can offer you a Powerade.

I have powers.

I want you to be indecisive.

I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?

Just try not to cry

I'll help.

When the door opens, whistle like a bird.

I will always hate you.

Hey, watch me move.

It's not alive.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

You are my everything.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pajamas.

I'm going to need a philanthropist.

I am going to the funeral.

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