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Someone's watching us.
I'm a ghost.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.
I volunteer myself!
You said you didn't see your accountant at all yesterday.
My life matters.
I want you to stop lying to me.
Let's watch TV!
I see you came prepared.
Leave it to the professionals.
You never listen.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
This is the perfect time to be somewhere else.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I should pay the bill.
We're going to need a spatula.
I never really lived.
It's not tight enough.
I want you to join me on my trip to England.
You lost it.
I know math.
It's your fault that Mum fell down the stairs.
Please, give me that.
I am going to the party.
I love summer in America.
I just want a toothbrush. What's wrong with that?
Friendship is like a canvas...
A boy needs his father.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You burned it on purpose.
I've reported it to Interpol.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Can I make out?
Take the piano and leave.
I want that goose out of my house!
I can't find my dog anywhere.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
Okay, who left a saw in the dungeon?
This is a fine ship
When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.
It's giving me hope.
You devil!
You're really something!
I'm trying to tie my laces.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
She was unconscious when I found her.
We've only got one hope.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
We need to make better decisions.
Open the window.
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Give me the hammer.
No one suspects a thing
I bet you know why I'm tired.
Am I under arrest, or not?
No one can ever know that I like you
I heard a noise coming from the bedroom.
I'm crazy.
I volunteer to go!
What will you do, now that you've come home?
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
I have lost the will to live.
I'm the worst gate-keeper on this planet
I see you smiling.
You are so mean to me.
Are you crazy? We're not 'fine'!
You love me.
I want you to kiss me.
It's time to brush your teeth.
You are the most hideous person I have ever met.
Don't ask any questions.
Sound the alarm!
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
Your tongue has turned pink.
Delivery!
This is the right time to be angry.
Open it here.
I want you to stop smelling me.
Did you fart today?
Give me one good reason why I should wear stockings.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I feel heroic.
It's giving me grief.
Take the drink and leave.
Stop, in the name of the law.
You should find your father.
I will always hate you.
You never stop to think.
This room is shrinking.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
We're gods.
I've reported it to the press.
I never gave up hope.
I can't find my apple anywhere.
Please, stop smoking.
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Your eyes have turned yellow.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
We're going to need a lot of help.
I am insensitive.
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
Someone's listening.
I want you to be unpatriotic.
I heard a voice coming from the studio.
How dare you look at me!
Be safe!
You're going to need a wrench.
I want that fish out of my room!
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You're insignificant.
Can I make up a story?
When I was little, I wanted to be an architect.
I have to tell you about Friday.
I know more than you realise.
Get ready to dance.
Give it here.
Don't upset your father, not now.
This is crazy
You said you didn't see your sister at all yesterday.
Let's go
Good morning!
I have needs.
When the bell rings, remain calm.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
We need to make a plan.
A fish always rots from the head.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Okay. Just do what I do.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
You are so kind to me.
Who left an icecream in the sauna?
I love spring in Switzerland.
Take the drink and go.
Your lips have turned red.
I need to tell you about the ale.
I could never want you.
It's not ready.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
My life is over.
I can't find my juice anywhere.
I should ask for more money.
It's your fault that the icecream melted.
Give me the doll.
I'm the best matador on this planet
I am going to Christmas.
You're a god.
Take this with you.
I have the gun.
Please, remain silent.
Dating is like doing the dishes...
I guess you have seen the stories about my sister?
Your tongue has turned grey.
This room is unstable.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
Why do you hate me, so much?
I just want a spatula. What's wrong with that?
Sweetheart, it's dead.
This looks peculiar.
You're going to need a pilot.
Stop, in the name of love.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Can I make a movie?
You're weird.
This is a stick up.
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
Did you eat while I was away?
Eating is good for the soul.
We're the same person.
It wasn't your fault that the lights went out.
Your cheeks have turned blue.
Good night!
I never listened.
I've reported it to the President.
Take the money and go.
I want that penguin out of my car!
You're going down!
It's time to make lunch.
You are a hero.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Let's dance
I want you to document my trip to Ireland.
We've only got one bullet.
I see you know what to do.
Be careful!
I want you to be heroic.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
Just try not to cry
A boy needs his grandmother.
I want you to stop following me.
You could never fascinate me.
When I was little, I wanted to be a gnome.
You are not my daughter.
Your tongue has turned spotted.
Take this with water.
I have to tell you about the Santa's workshop.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Please, stop shouting.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I am going to the grand opening.
This is the worst time to be somewhere else.
I feel cold.
The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.
You never have time for me.
Anger is like a mountain...
My life means nothing.
I will always love you.
I have money.
It's your fault that Mum fell down the mine-shaft.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
I should think about this.
Good grief!
We're ghosts.
Cooking is all I can manage now.
I want you to hold me.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I am absentminded.
This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable
I'm the worst goatherd who ever lived.
We're magnificent.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I know who you are.
You dropped it.
I can't find my wine anywhere.
I love winter in India.
It was my fault that the bus was late.
Open the door.
You're a ghost.
I guess you have heard the stories about my sister?
Thoughts are like spaghetti...
When the lights go out, put on your clothes.
I want you to stop laughing at me.
Get ready to laugh.
This room is haunted.
I'll get ready.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
We've only got one chance.
My love, it's so expensive.
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Who left a doll in the dining room?
You're going to need a lot of paint.
You are not my mother.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
Take the piano and die.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
How much influence do you have?
I want to tell you about the party.
Please, listen to me.
You angel!
You are a twit.
I feel annoyed.
You will always love me.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Throw me the ball.
If you're sure, we'll get started.
When I was little, I wanted to be an author.
Getting married is like applying for a job...
Why do you tease me, so much?
This looks wrong.
This is a fine mess
It was my fault that we ran out of bananas.
You should protect your mother.
We're crazy.
I can't find my spatula anywhere.
I just want a pickle. What's wrong with that?
We're going to need a hammer.
Someone's having a bad day.
We should ask for more money.
I never wanted this.
I want that penguin out of my life!
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
You're under arrest!
Good luck!
I want you to inspire me.
Don't get too close.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
I volunteer as tribute!
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
No one can ever know that I like skipping
Hey, watch me smile.
Today is the day
Leave it until morning.
No one can ever know that I was here.
We need to break up.
I'm a god.
Did you eat today?
Friendship is like a bar of soap...
I have the need, the need for speed.
It's not going to fit.
You are so good to me.
Ha-cha-cha.
I'm going to need an assassin.
Who left a bird in the basement?
How dare you look down your nose at me!
You're going to need a lot of nails.
I can offer you a cider.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
When the lights go out, whistle like a bird.
Drop it here.
I know the future.
I want you.
I am going to the funeral.
Dreams are like spaghetti...
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cape.
To the victor go the spoils.
When I was little, I wanted to be a marshal.
I never could make up my mind.
We should hide.
It's time to pack your bags.
Throw me the fork.
I just want a knife. What's wrong with that?
You found it.
Take this for luck.
Sweetheart, it's alive.
Let's play
Someone's coming this way.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
I bet you know why I'm smiling.
A boy needs love.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I volunteer to eat it!
I'm trying to open it.
I feel clear-headed.
I want you to be dejected.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
Your face has turned green.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days bearable
Hey, watch me dance.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.
You are a genius.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
You should protect your father.
Please, give up while you can.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I can offer you a Guinness.
The first thing to consider is safety.
I'll open it.
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
It's giving me an error message.
Leave it alone.
You're magnificent.
I should go to the police.
You are repressed.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
Hand me the ball.
A thing begun is half done.
Get ready to run.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Open your heart.
I love winter in Australia.
You said you didn't see your father at all today.
You made me cry on purpose.
It's your fault that we ran out of money.
Can I make money?
I want you to stop blaming me.
I want you to cancel my trip to India.
This is the worst time to be here.
It was your fault that Grandpa fell down the mine-shaft.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
Don't upset your brother, not now.
You monster!
This looks suspicious.
We need to help each other.
When I was little, I wanted to be an inventor.
A boy needs boundaries.
Maybe no one will notice
I want that chicken out of my car!
I'm trying to leave.
I want you to clean up after me.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a hat.
I heard laughter coming from the armory.
You should call your mother.
I want you to be oppressed.
You are soft.
This room is bugged.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Am I dead, or not?
Leave it outside.
I'm the only astronaut who ever lived.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not ready!
I feel lousy.
It's time to go to bed.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to wait
You're special.
I need to tell you about the wedding.
You're going to need a chef.
I'm going to need a screwdriver.
Reading is all I can manage now.
You are not my father.
You're going to need a lot of friends.
I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.
You will always fascinate me.
I knew you could see it through.
You should vote.
I want to tell you about the candy-bar.
When I was little, I wanted to be a goddess.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I want you to stop looking at me.
I am going to Easter.
I will always need you.
Who left a cocktail in the cell?
Can I make it right?
I'll be here, if you need me.
When the lights go out, hide.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Open sesame.
I want that alligator out of my car!
Don't fool around.
Did you fart this morning?
I want you to cook for me.
How much time do you have?
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I can't find my ball anywhere.
I just want a slice of pizza. What's wrong with that?
Please, stop doing that.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I heard a creaking sound coming from the outhouse.
I have the time.
I feel hungry.
Let's get it
Your ears have turned blue.
Are you crazy? We're not ready!
What goes around comes around.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I have 20-20 vision.
This looks nice.
You never sing anymore.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months bearable
You are an inspiration.
When I was little, I wanted to be a fortune-teller.
We are daring.
It's time to go.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
When the curtain goes up, make a run for it.
Open the curtains.
I can offer you a good price.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
It wasn't your fault that the money disappeared.
You are not my son.
We're lucky.
You're crazy!
A girl needs her grandmother.
I want you to love me.
I can offer you a banana.
I can't find my croissant anywhere.
I just want a sofa. What's wrong with that?
You are my father.
I have the poem.
I love autumn in Japan.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
How dare you smile at me!
Who left a burger in the armory?
I'm trying to understand.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
I'm the worst explorer on this planet
I want you to be studious.
I'll wait here.
You should write to your father.
Virtue is its own reward.
Please, wait here.
I'm going to need a lot of leaves.
We are despairing.
Wealth is like a party...
Your cheeks have turned grey.
It's your fault that the train was late.
Why do you love me, so much?
You want me.
When the lights go out, remain calm.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
I've reported it to the police.
Get ready, or get out.
I'm going to need a surgeon.
We need to stop.
I feel outrageous.
I heard laughter coming from the sauna.
You can't have it.
We're going to need a fork.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
This looks interesting.
Be yourself!
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dietician.
We should go to the police.
I want that frog out of my house!
I can't find my kebab anywhere.
You are an idiot.
Show me the knife.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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