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You're special.

I need to tell you about the ale.

Alright, who left an egg nog in the wardrobe?

The first thing to consider is safety.

Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.

You are the tallest person I have ever met.

I can offer you a job.

I just want a celery stick. What's wrong with that?

Why do you hate me, so much?

You lost it.

The best defence is a good offence.

When I was little, I wanted to be a vampire.

Delivery!

Leave it until morning.

You're a god.

I feel insecure.

Plug it in here.

I can offer you a cocktail.

I want you to stop smelling me.

Am I dead, or not?

I see you for who you are.

I'm the worst fortune-teller on this planet

You are so good to me.

I can't find my bread-stick anywhere.

You angel!

Open sesame.

You never say what you're thinking.

Take the money and go.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

I love winter in Brazil.

I'm trying to understand.

I want you to kiss me.

He was unconscious when I found him.

Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!

Darling, it's alive.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all today.

Your nose has turned yellow.

Show no mercy

You are an inspiration.

What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?

You are my son.

We should ask for more money.

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

Get ready to dance.

Let's watch TV!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

This room is unstable.

This looks peculiar.

Okay. Just do what I do.

Sound the alarm!

It's your fault that the game sucked.

This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.

I'm going to need a rat catcher.

I will always need you.

I bet you know why I'm drinking again.

I have the need, the need for speed.

I want you to document my trip to China.

No one can ever know that I was here.

You made me cry on purpose.

The first thing to consider is how to get away with it.

I heard weeping coming from the sauna.

Knitting is all I can manage now.

Don't upset your boss, not now.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

We've only got one of these.

Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.

I want that kangaroo out of my house!

I want you to be prejudiced.

We're gods.

I am gracious.

I am going to the party.

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

Please, stop crying.

This is a fine ship

You are the most interesting person I have ever met.

I know where you were.

If you don't want it, throw it away.

Dying is like applying for a job...

I've reported it to the press.

I have to tell you about the dungeon.

Someone's coming this way.

When the party starts, put on your clothes.

You're going to pay!

I'll help.

You're going to need a spoon.

I feel devious.

We're going to need a lot of concrete.

Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!

Can I make magic?

Sweetheart, it's dead.

Who left an elephant in the basement?

How dare you look down your nose at me!

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

Be careful!

I love winter in India.

Your eyes have turned spotted.

No one will ever know

I'm the only spy on this planet

I can't find my house anywhere.

I want you to listen to me.

We're no good.

It was my fault that the wedding was cancelled.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

She was unconscious when I found her.

I'm going to need a carpenter.

Take this and pray.

You are a hero.

You're a ghost.

Take the piano and die.

You will always despise me.

It's not safe.

My life means nothing.

When I was little, I wanted to be a mutant.

I volunteer to eat it!

We should hide.

You broke it.

Your tongue has turned brown.

When the bell rings, start singing.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

Good morning!

Cooking is not as easy as it looks.

Give it here.

You should make peace with your mother.

You never stop to think.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

I want you to document my trip to America.

We're the same person.

Hey, watch me leave.

I am respectful.

I hate you.

I never listened.

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

Please, come in.

This room is shrinking.

I want to tell you about Saturday.

Throw me the banana.

The first thing to consider is who's paying.

I'm no good.

I see you came prepared.

A boy needs discipline.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.

I heard laughter coming from the attic.

I want that monkey out of my car!

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

I want you to stop lying to me.

I feel confused.

Let's get it

We're going to need a lot of wood.

This is the right time to be somewhere else.

I want you to help me.

Get ready, or get out.

It has to work

I'll be here, if you need me.

I can't find my fork anywhere.

Open the bottle.

You monster!

My life matters.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

No one can ever know that I like to dance

I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.

I can offer you a burger.

Can I make it easier?

Your face has turned spotted.

You burned it on purpose.

If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.

You're going to need a cook.

Who left a crocodile in the sauna?

It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.

Don't wait to be asked.

I just want a cracker. What's wrong with that?

You are so nice to me.

Be better!

You are fawning.

I want you to be conventional.

You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

When the door opens, hide.

Good luck!

Give me one good reason why I should wear a shirt.

Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.

I've reported it to the police.

I'm going to need a screwdriver.

I could never want you.

I have to tell you about the funeral.

You're never going to get away with this!

I want you to join me on my trip to Hong Kong.

I am going to Thanksgiving.

I should go to the police.

You are a twit.

You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.

This is the right time to be happy.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

I have the scroll.

It's your fault that the lights went out.

Let's drink

You're cursed.

I want to tell you about the juggler.

I bet you know why I'm happy.

You are not my conscience.

When I was little, I wanted to be a brewer.

We need to stay.

Please, stand.

I want that frog out of my room!

Give me the spoon.

You never smile.

I see you have done this before.

I never could make up my mind.

Man does not live by bread alone.

You are my mother.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

Don't upset your grandmother, not now.

I want you to read to me.

You are so kind to me.

I want you to be studious.

This room is bugged.

I'm going to need a manager.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

It's not appropriate.

Be yourself!

Stop, in the name of the law.

We are persuasive.

If you're done, we'll get started.

Are you kidding me? We're not friends!

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

A girl needs her father.

This looks suspicious.

My life is over.

I volunteer to go!

You're going down!

You need it.

Take this for luck.

Running for office is like opening a window...

Did you get lucky just now?

We're ghosts.

You could never want me.

Someone's listening.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

You're going to need a hammer.

You said you didn't see your wife at all this week.

You are the loneliest person I have ever met.

This is the worst time to be happy.

How dare you laugh at me!

I want you to stop believing in me.

I love spring in Ireland.

Take the money and leave.

Let's eat

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Please, remain silent.

I have powers.

Why do you love me, so much?

I want you to document my trip to Australia.

When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.

Open the door.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

Death is like a movie...

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.

You are my favourite.

I heard a voice coming from the living room.

Don't just stand there.

Sweetheart, it's alive.

You're weird.

I bet you know why I'm angry.

I've reported it to mother.

This is a fine mess

I'll watch.

When the curtain goes up, whistle like a bird.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me

Your ears have turned orange.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

You can do this

You devil!

You never listen.

A boy needs his space.

I'm the greatest ninja on this planet

I guess you have read the stories about my father?

Cooking is one of the great pleasures in life.

It's your fault that the crops died.

Who left an ukulele in the corridor?

Take this with you.

It's giving me an error message.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

I want that cheetah out of my life!

If you're sure, we'll get started.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.

No one can ever know that I like skipping

Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.

I can offer you a muffin.

This is the only thing that's made the last two weeks bearable

I want to tell you about the wedding.

You should pay the bill.

How much money do you have?

I want you to stop loving me.

Drop it here.

I love fall in England.

Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?

Give me the licorice twist.

How dare you smile at me!

I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.

Take the drink and die.

You found it.

You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.

I'm going to need a pilot.

You should ask your father.

I have 20-20 vision.

I'm a ghost.

I'm trying to forgive you.

A girl needs her mother.

Time to shine

Someone's locked the door.

I heard a howl coming from the bathroom.

You're under arrest!

Am I under arrest, or not?

You never do what I want.

You are so mean to me.

This is a stick up.

You will always want me.

I feel disgusting.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

I'm cursed.

It wasn't my fault that the play sucked.

We're going to need a fork.

I've reported it to Interpol.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

Don't be scared. I just need you to listen

It's not going to fit.

It's time to brush your teeth.

I have to tell you about Wednesday.

I can't find my submarine anywhere.

I'm going to need a lot of leaves.

Can I make trouble?

I want to tell you about the printer.

If you don't want it, put it back.

You are a handsome devil.

Ha-cha-cha.

We've only got one hope.

Sorry, I have to take this.

I will always want you.

When I was little, I wanted to be an innkeeper.

I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?

I bet you know why I'm alone.

Don't take 'no' for an answer.

I'm the worst peddlar on this planet

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

This is the only thing that's made the last four years possible.

I guess you have heard the stories about my aunt?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a belt.

You should go to the police.

No one can ever know that you can dance.

My life is cursed.

Fears are like chocolate...

You're going to need a linguist.

A boy needs a job.

We need to fight.

I know who you are.

You are not my father.

I volunteer as tribute!

I am courageous.

This looks nice.

You're lucky.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

Okay, who left a skateboard in the office?

I'm trying to leave.

You will always need me.

Let's go

I love spring in America.

It's giving me a headache.

Your ego is like a winter's day...

It's your fault that you slipped in the driveway.

You said you didn't see your mother at all that day.

I can't find my licorice twist anywhere.

I am going to the wedding.

Your cheeks have turned black.

I want you to cancel my trip to Australia.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I knew you could open it.

How dare you look at me!

You're going to need a lot of money.

It's time to pack your bags.

Laughing is all I can manage now.

You're going to need a minister.

I want you to be fun-loving.

It's not easy.

You should write to your father.

I want to tell you about the funeral.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water while I was away?

Don't ask any questions.

I want that puppy out of my car!

I could never need you.

Please, look at me.

To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.

It was your fault that the train was late.

Your face has turned red.

This is the right time to be alone.

Show me the hot dog.

Power is like a piano...

Falling in love is like eating spaghetti...

Are you nuts? We're not 'lucky'!

Alright, who left a saw in the corridor?

I need to tell you about the dining room.

Leave it here.

It's your fault that Grandma fell down the hole.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all yesterday.

I guess you have seen the stories about my work?

When the lights go out, make a run for it.

I know math.

I can offer you a candy-bar.

I bet you know why I'm worried.

It's not mine.

I never loved you.

You are not my type.

I want you to cancel my trip to Ireland.

Get ready to laugh.

You're crazy.

I'm the best sleuth who ever lived.

Leave it alone.

No one can ever know that I like you

When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

I feel threatened.

Am I allowed to go, or not?

I have the card.

I want you to stop looking at me.

Open your heart.

I'm going to need a knife.

I can't find my ball anywhere.

Never go to bed on an argument.

It's almost over

You can't have it.

Your nose has turned pink.

I want you to cook for me.

I love winter in Hong Kong.

Someone's having a bad day.

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

We need to help each other.

This room is haunted.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

I want you to be pompous.

You could never hate me.

You are my sunshine.

Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.

You're going to need a dancer.

I volunteer myself!

This is the only thing that's made the last five years possible.

Can I make laughter?

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Your ego is like a movie...

We're going to need a lot of wine.

It's time to rip off the bandaid.

I have needs.

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

This looks interesting.

When the lights go out, hide.

I heard weeping coming from the waiting room.

Get ready for this.

I know more than you realise.

I see you know what to do.

I have to tell you about the mutant.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

Find some proof that they deceived you.

We've only got one option.

Leave it to the professionals.

We're lucky.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

I can't find my umbrella anywhere.

You're amazing!

Who left a spatula in the wardrobe?

I never killed anyone.

It wasn't my fault that the boat floated away.

I have to tell you about Sunday.

I want you to love me.

I want that puppy out of my house!

I'm trying to open it.

I'm the greatest singer on this planet

I just want a spaceship. What's wrong with that?

I can offer you a cracker.

You're going to need a fork.

I want you to be injured.

I feel rejected.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I am going to Christmas.

This is the worst time to be afraid.

My life is a mystery.

No one can ever know that I can dance.

I love summer in China.

Take the piano and leave.

No one can ever know that I like Justin Beiber

I bet you know why I'm going.

You are my reason for living.

You are frightened.

Good grief!

Can I make believe?

Peace is like a picnic at the beach...

I heard a creaking sound coming from the basement.

Did you fart today?

Hey, watch me smile.

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