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You are a hero.

I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.

We're going to need a pilot.

You're going to pay!

Did you eat yesterday?

Who left a slice of pizza in the outhouse?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a skirt.

We're ghosts.

Please, come in.

She was unconscious when I found her.

Once a thief, always a thief.

Your lips have turned blue.

When the curtain goes up, hide.

You devil!

Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop

Get ready to run.

You can't have it.

I am going to Easter.

Find some proof that I tricked you.

Let's drink

I am old.

My life matters.

You're going to need a wrench.

Take this for luck.

Show me the chair.

Can I make it matter?

Hey, watch me move.

It's your fault that the toast got burnt.

This looks edible.

If you don't want it, can I have it?

I bet you know why I'm smiling.

I can offer you a Jim Beam.

You said you didn't see your brother at all this week.

It was my fault that Grandma fell down the well.

Open the door.

I've reported it to Interpol.

I have to tell you about the armory.

I have the knife.

It's giving me a headache.

Don't just stand there.

I want you to be impatient.

I'm a ghost.

Don't upset your sister, not now.

This is a day to remember

I can't find my screwdriver anywhere.

Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.

Delivery!

Why do you hate me, so much?

Sorry, is all that I can say.

Hopes are like chocolate...

A girl needs love.

I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.

No one can ever know that I was here.

When I was little, I wanted to be a gladiator.

How dare you laugh at me!

It's not yours.

Your nose has turned orange.

Anger is like a multi-choice quiz...

I want that frog out of my life!

I feel disgusting.

Did you enjoy yourself today?

Am I under arrest, or not?

Get ready for this.

Are you nuts? We're not ready!

I'm the best interior designer who ever lived.

The first thing to consider is the consequences.

You should start a business.

I have faith.

I guess you have read the stories about my brother?

You're no good.

I could never despise you.

If you're hungry, we'll get started.

This room is haunted.

You should protect your mother.

Don't be scared. I just need you to close your eyes.

I never wanted this.

Maybe no one will notice

Dying is like opening a door...

You are not my daughter.

I want you to betray me.

No one can ever know that I killed him.

You never take me seriously.

I know more than you realise.

Sound the alarm!

I'm a god.

Hey, watch me smile.

This looks peculiar.

What will you do, now that you've come home?

I am going to Christmas.

I heard a noise coming from the control room.

Throw it here.

It was your fault that the crops died.

Find some proof that I betrayed you.

We're the same person.

You despise me.

I want you to be devoted.

Who left a bagel in the barn?

I volunteer to eat it!

She couldn't have died at a worse time.

I see you smiling.

No one can ever know how much this hurts.

You know it.

Be careful!

Don't upset your father, not now.

We need to fight.

You crashed the car on purpose.

You monster!

We're going to need a spatula.

I want that duck out of my room!

Someone's listening.

When I was little, I wanted to be a ditch digger.

Did you enjoy yourself this morning?

I want you to stop tricking me.

If you don't want it, put it back.

Why do you love me, so much?

I'm trying to understand.

This is the perfect time to be alone.

I just want a submarine. What's wrong with that?

I can offer you a daiquiri.

Stop, in the name of the law.

This is the only thing that's made the last three weeks possible.

I've reported it to mother.

Get ready to dance.

Dreams are like marshmallows...

You said you didn't see your wife at all that day.

I will always despise you.

You never stop to think.

Your eyes have turned spotted.

This is a fine mess

I love fall in Germany.

Darling, it's beautiful.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to go to sleep

Open the curtains.

I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.

This room is unstable.

I'm going to need a lot of masking tape.

Leave it outside.

Take the drink and go.

Gardening is all I can manage now.

You are not my mother.

I want you to look at me.

I'll sit on it.

I bet you know why I'm here.

Boop-Oop-a-Doop.

Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!

It's not easy.

I want you to document my trip to Switzerland.

Be yourself!

Put it here.

Let's watch the game

I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of money.

This looks great.

You're really something!

We're magnificent.

You are so good to me.

Please, give up while you can.

I can't find my lion anywhere.

My life is over.

He couldn't have died at a worse time.

Don't fool around.

You can have it.

A boy needs his mother.

You can't make bricks without straw.

I heard a noise coming from the stable.

Good luck!

We should ask for more money.

You're a ghost.

Becoming rich is like turning on a faucet...

When I was little, I wanted to be a butcher.

I want you to stop tickling me.

I guess you have heard the stories about my mother?

It's time to pack your bags.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all today.

Someone's locked the door.

How much courage do you have?

I know who you are.

I want you to be practical.

Just sitting is not as easy as it looks.

You will always need me.

You should protect your father.

I can offer you a bread-stick.

We need to close it.

No one can ever know the truth.

Take this with water.

It's giving me grief.

Fears are like spaghetti...

I want you to listen to me.

Hey, watch me with your eyes.

Sorry, I have to take this.

My life is a mystery.

I never could make up my mind.

It's your fault that the crops died.

Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.

I will always need you.

No one can ever know that you escaped.

Open wide and say 'Ah'.

Please, stop smoking.

I love spring in Australia.

He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

I bet you know why I'm alone.

I just want a can opener. What's wrong with that?

The first thing to consider is safety.

I'm the best inventor who ever lived.

Sweetheart, it's so shiny.

Can I make pizza?

You need it.

We are youthful.

I'll watch.

I want you to stop loving me.

Leave it until morning.

We should think about this.

When I was little, I wanted to be a fairy.

It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.

Okay. Just do what I do.

I heard laughter coming from the barn.

You're going to need a spoon.

You made me cry on purpose.

Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?

It's time to make lunch.

We're going to need a sniper.

Give it here.

I see you know what to do.

You are my inspiration.

I need to tell you about Thursday.

Winners don't quit

How dare you smile at me!

I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?

You're never going to get away with this!

Having a child is like writing a to do list...

You should listen to your mother.

This is the perfect time to be angry.

You could never want me.

Dancing is all I can manage now.

If you're ready, we'll get started.

I've reported it to the press.

When the party starts, start crying.

We've only got one life.

I want that kitten out of my room!

I want you to hold me.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

I never loved you.

Good night!

I want you to stop lying to me.

I love summer in France.

You are the funniest person I have ever met.

I could never hate you.

I'm the greatest archaeologist who ever lived.

Find some proof that they betrayed you.

I'm trying to open it.

I want you to join me on my trip to Ireland.

Can I make a contribution?

What will you do, now that you've found a job?

No one can ever know what we did.

You are so mean to me.

She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.

You're cursed.

You are a thief.

Let's play

I am going to the party.

You never do what I want.

I heard a noise coming from the armory.

I can't find my banana anywhere.

When I was little, I wanted to be a werewolf.

We need to order pizza.

Darling, it's delicious.

This is the only thing that's made the last three years possible.

Friendship is like a river...

I knew you could see it through.

You said you didn't see your nemesis at all this week.

I want to tell you about Sunday.

Who left a knife in the wardrobe?

If you don't want it, throw it away.

It wasn't my fault that we ran out of chocolate.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath

I feel independent.

Take the piano and die.

Set a thief to catch a thief.

You should disown your father.

It's your fault that your heart got broken.

Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.

We've only got one bullet.

Laughing is not as easy as it looks.

I'm going to need a lot of money.

Getting married is like making spaghetti...

I have lost the will to live.

I want you to be experimental.

You could never need me.

I want that lizard out of my room!

I love winter in Japan.

You dropped it.

He was unconscious when I found him.

I'm the greatest singer who ever lived.

You're lucky.

I want you to join me on my trip to Spain.

Don't upset your brother, not now.

I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?

I heard a voice coming from the lounge room.

Find some proof that I fooled you.

It's not alive.

This looks suspicious.

Are you kidding me? We're not 'lucky'!

I want you to inspire me.

I am going to the wedding.

You are dissatisfied.

Leave it to the professionals.

You're going to need a hammer.

Who left a dog in the laundry?

Darling, it's alive.

I can't find my espresso anywhere.

This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.

It was your fault that the lights went out.

I want you to stop following me.

Your ears have turned white.

I can offer you a candy-bar.

You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.

I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.

We need to break up.

Am I coming with you, or not?

I have the card.

Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen

This is crazy

We should start a business.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.

I'm the greatest brewer who ever lived.

Let's dance

Robbing Peter to pay Paul.

We're special.

Your tongue has turned black.

She couldn't have left at a worse time.

Okay. Just follow my lead.

Reading is all I can manage now.

I need you.

I want to tell you about the valkyrie.

We're gods.

You are so kind to me.

You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.

I'm trying to help.

You are funny.

Find some proof that he lied to you.

What will you do, now that you've got your licence?

I want you to help me.

You will always love me.

I'll wait here.

I feel ashamed.

I want that bee out of my house!

Plug it in here.

You should listen to your father.

Why do you tease me, so much?

No one can ever know that I like yoghurt

You're going to need an explorer.

We're going to need a lot of buttons.

Take this with you.

When I was little, I wanted to be a demon.

Open your heart.

I knew you wouldn't be able to survive.

It's your fault that we ran out of bread.

You never listen.

It's time to go to bed.

I have the poem.

I can't find my pony anywhere.

Can I make bubbles?

Don't wait to be asked.

We need to make better decisions.

Are you crazy? We're not ready!

I'm the only geologist on this planet

It's not safe.

I want you to document my trip to Brazil.

This is the worst time to be somewhere else.

This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks bearable

My love, it's alive.

Someone's having a bad day.

No one can ever know that you survived.

You are a poet.

I know the future.

Dreams are like chocolate...

A boy needs a job.

I want you to be cautious.

We've only got one hope.

Give me one good reason why I should wear a jumper.

Dying is like mowing the lawn...

You could never despise me.

You are sly.

Your eyes have turned purple.

We're going to need a lot of snacks.

I guess you have read the stories about my work?

Let's eat

I'll keep guard.

This room is shrinking.

Stop, in the name of all things holy.

You broke the vase on purpose.

Please, don't drink that.

I'm magnificent.

Sadness is like a guitar...

Who left an ukulele in the attic?

Better late than never.

Get ready to die.

I can offer you a good price.

This is the perfect time to be amused.

You should ask your father.

I'm going to need a cobbler.

I heard a sound coming from the barn.

Someone's in here.

You should be as quiet as a mouse.

You are the most hideous person I have ever met.

Take the drink and leave.

Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.

We need to open it.

Open the bottle.

You can do this

I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.

You said you didn't see your doctor at all today.

I never hurt anybody.

Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.

It's your fault that Mum fell down the hole.

I know what happened.

Dating is like tidying your room...

If you're sure, we'll get started.

Can I make a pillow fort?

My love, it's beautiful.

Good morning!

I could never need you.

A boy needs his own room.

How dare you look down your nose at me!

I want that wolf out of my car!

Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.

Your face has turned brown.

I want you to stop looking at me.

I can't find my doll anywhere.

This is a fine ship

You never call me.

I just want a bratwurst. What's wrong with that?

No one can ever know that you can sing.

I need to tell you about the guide.

I want you to marry me.

I'm crazy.

I love winter in England.

I see you every day.

Who left a spoon in the dungeon?

Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath

I have the letter.

This looks wrong.

When I was little, I wanted to be an elf.

Please, don't take that.

When the bell rings, make a run for it.

Find some proof that she tricked you.

I want you to be clumsy.

This is the only thing that's made the last three days possible.

I bet you know why I'm tired.

You broke it.

It's not heavy.

I want you to document my trip to China.

Take the drink and die.

What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?

Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.

Someone's watching us.

No one can ever know that I am alive.

I heard a sound coming from the guest room.

No one can ever know that I like to sing

This is a stick up.

I want that bunny out of my house!

I volunteer as tribute!

Can I make out?

Knitting is good for the soul.

Leave it here.

Compassion is like a mountain...

I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.

No one can ever know why I'm leaving.

I can't find my hot chocolate anywhere.

Hey, watch me leave.

Open it here.

Let's get it

I'm trying to forgive you.

I have money.

Big fleas have little fleas upon their back to bite 'em.

You are an artist.

Be safe!

I want you to stop blaming me.

I want to tell you about the party.

Falling in love is like changing a light bulb...

You should make peace with your mother.

It was my fault that Dad fell down the well.

I just want a boat. What's wrong with that?

Stop, in the name of love.

It's time to go.

I love autumn in Australia.

We should hide.

I see you for who you are.

Your eyes have turned blue.

I never really lived.

This is the only thing that's made the last two days bearable

Hand me the hammer.

Open the window.

What will you do, now that you've found your passion?

Sorry, I can't do this any more.

No one can ever know that I can sing.

You are not my son.

We're going to need a lot of luck.

Hopes are like spaghetti...

I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?

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