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Dancing is one of the great pleasures in life.
You're amazing!
I should go to the police.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I'm the best DJ on this planet
It's giving me a headache.
You should ask your mother.
I'm a god.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Delivery!
Show me the doll.
Did you eat while I was away?
Sorry, I have to take this.
No one can ever know that you can sing.
Get ready for this.
Don't ask any questions.
This is crazy
We're the same person.
I can't find my umbrella anywhere.
I'm going to need a lot of paint.
Can I make a home?
Ignorance is bliss.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days possible.
I have the time.
I want you to be eloquent.
You're going to need a saw.
Please, don't eat that.
A boy needs confidence.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I guess you have seen the stories about my brother?
This is the worst time to be angry.
I could never despise you.
I see you came prepared.
You are the oddest person I have ever met.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
You are my father.
Take this with you.
I know what to do.
When the bell rings, start singing.
I want you to join me on my trip to America.
We're alone in the universe.
I love summer in England.
Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!
I want you to betray me.
You never call me.
We need to unite.
Find some proof that he deceived you.
You are a hero.
I have to tell you about the Mars.
I can offer you a whiskey.
Your success is like a lake...
Your eyes have turned yellow.
Drop it here.
Someone's coming this way.
You want it.
I want that duck out of my house!
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
Why do you hate me, so much?
If you're sure, we'll get started.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dragon.
My life is a mystery.
This room is unstable.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
I bet you know why I'm alone.
It was your fault that Mum fell down the hole.
Get ready to dance.
Don't wait to be asked.
You made me cry on purpose.
We're going to need a lot of friends.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
You could never love me.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
We've only got one bullet.
Can I make a mess?
I want you to stop following me.
I can't find my candy-bar anywhere.
You are so mean to me.
You said you didn't see your accountant at all this week.
Good grief!
I feel frustrated.
I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?
You're going down!
I want you to be progressive.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
This is the perfect time to be afraid.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
I love spring in Antarctica.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I've reported it to mother.
I have a secret.
Did you fart at work?
When the bell rings, remain calm.
I'm the best captain on this planet
We're going to need a saw.
This looks familiar.
Attack is the best form of defence.
I'm trying to see the funny side.
It's time to go.
Darling, it's so shiny.
You are not my father.
I want you to stop me.
We're going to need a cook.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'lucky'!
Take this and pray.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
You devil!
Don't be scared. I just need you to go to sleep
I am going to the grand opening.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
It's your fault that the game sucked.
I never hurt anybody.
Hey, watch me leave.
Sound the alarm!
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes bearable
Leave it alone.
You should protect your mother.
You never stop to think.
You are the most generous person I have ever met.
My life is cursed.
We're ghosts.
Don't upset your boss, not now.
Be better!
Your hopes are like marshmallows...
I can offer you a job.
I want to tell you about the laundry.
I have the card.
Today is the day
I just want a fishcake. What's wrong with that?
A boy needs boundaries.
I bet you know why I'm angry.
I feel frightened.
You're coming with me!
It's not the right size.
Good morning!
Give me the fork.
Why do you tease me, so much?
No one can ever know that I am alive.
You should hide.
Please, stand.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
Your tongue has turned orange.
How dare you smile at me!
We've only got one option.
I love fall in France.
When I was little, I wanted to be a magistrate.
I want to tell you about Sunday.
Dating is like taking out the garbage...
Let's watch TV!
When the party starts, make a run for it.
I've reported it to the press.
You are so kind to me.
Give me one good reason why I should wear slippers.
You're going to need a lot of snacks.
Am I under arrest, or not?
You need it.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
Darling, it's dead.
Open the curtains.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
I'm lucky.
I see you know what to do.
Take the piano and go.
You want me.
I am forgetful.
You are a liar.
My life means nothing.
It's time to brush your teeth.
This is a fine ship
Don't upset your mother, not now.
A boy needs his grandmother.
I never killed anyone.
You're under arrest!
Who left an apple in the bathroom?
I'm the best beekeeper who ever lived.
You broke the vase on purpose.
This is the right time to be angry.
I can offer you a good price.
Good night!
I'll watch.
Get ready, or get out.
I have needs.
You never sing anymore.
Don't be scared. I just need you to come with me
It's not safe.
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
Can I make an igloo?
Your ears have turned stripey.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months possible.
When I was little, I wanted to be a senator.
I know what happened.
Gardening is not as easy as it looks.
Time to shine
I knew you could survive.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I just want a house. What's wrong with that?
I volunteer to go!
I have the need, the need for speed.
I love winter in Ireland.
Throw me the ukulele.
My love, it's so juicy.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
I want you to be trustworthy.
No one can ever know that I like you
It was my fault that the recital sucked.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I see you have done this before.
It's your fault that the dog died.
My life matters.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
Why do you love me, so much?
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
No one can ever know what we did.
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
I want you to stop tickling me.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
She couldn't have died at a worse time.
Hey, watch me move.
We need to help each other.
You are so good to me.
No pain, no gain.
Leave it until morning.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
It's not easy.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
You monster!
Let's get it
We're going to need a firefighter.
I feel ugly.
Can I make dumplings?
I want that octopus out of my life!
I could never want you.
I want you to document my trip to Australia.
Dating is like opening a door...
I'm the greatest customs officer on this planet
How dare you look down your nose at me!
I never listened.
We are fixed.
I knew you could see it through.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
This is the worst time to be here.
Take this with water.
Find some proof that she deceived you.
Sweetheart, it's delicious.
We're going to need a hammer.
I am going to Thanksgiving.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Please, give up while you can.
Stop, in the name of love.
Throw it here.
This looks wrong.
You're going to need a lot of luck.
This room is shrinking.
Leave it outside.
I want you to read to me.
You are the most mysterious person I have ever met.
We should start a business.
No one can ever know that I survived.
No one suspects a thing
I want you to stop blaming me.
I volunteer as tribute!
I love spring in China.
Open your heart.
You should listen to your father.
Stupid is as stupid does.
This is the only thing that's made the last four days bearable
I want you to be superficial.
We're cursed.
This is a day to remember
I can't find my hot dog anywhere.
You are my reason for living.
Someone's having a bad day.
You could never hate me.
You're a ghost.
It's time to go to bed.
Can I make sandwiches?
When I was little, I wanted to be a captain.
How dare you look at me!
You are not my favourite.
It's your fault that we ran out of bananas.
I am competitive.
I heard a howl coming from the bedroom.
I have the gun.
I just want a screwdriver. What's wrong with that?
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
We're gods.
You found it.
When the curtain goes up, start crying.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
You are so nice to me.
I am going to the funeral.
I want to tell you about the party.
Good luck!
I'm going to need a spatula.
This room is bugged.
We've only got one hope.
I'm the only police officer who ever lived.
I want you to join me on my trip to Japan.
No one can ever know that I was here.
I'm trying to care.
I never wanted to die.
Dating is like doing the shopping...
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
No one can ever know how we did it.
I know the future.
Take the drink and die.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Plug it in here.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
We need to make better decisions.
We're going to need a lot of nails.
I feel disappointed.
I want you to be sober.
I volunteer myself!
You will always despise me.
I can offer you a beer.
Anxiety is like a book...
It's not yours.
Your lips have turned orange.
You broke it.
Did you get lucky today?
It wasn't your fault that the movie sucked.
I need to tell you about the lobby.
Winners don't quit
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
Show me the can opener.
I want that goldfish out of my room!
I despise you.
Someone's listening.
Are you kidding me? We're not invincible!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
The first thing to consider is safety.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
A girl needs love.
I can't find my lemonade anywhere.
I'm the only historian on this planet
I want to tell you about Thursday.
I want you to document my trip to America.
I knew you could live like this.
I have faith.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
You're weird.
You are a genius.
I guess you have seen the stories about my aunt?
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I should quit.
I heard a voice coming from the kitchen.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
We are bold.
Give me one good reason why I should wear jeans.
Don't upset your grandfather, not now.
I never gave up hope.
I want you to stop questioning me.
Open sesame.
I want you to be cross.
I feel lucky.
Am I dead, or not?
This room is haunted.
Get ready to laugh.
You're going to need a lot of wood.
This looks edible.
Give it here.
I want you to clean up after me.
This is a stick up.
Darling, it's delicious.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Leave it here.
I have the scroll.
This is the only thing that's made the last three minutes possible.
You never smile.
I bet you know why I'm worried.
Please, lie down.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
You won't find it.
Running for office is like fixing a broken vase...
It's giving me hope.
Waste not, want not.
This is the worst time to be happy.
A girl needs confidence.
I want that rabbit out of my room!
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
How much luck do you have?
We need to open it.
Your tongue has turned white.
You're cursed.
I know math.
I should think about this.
Can I make out?
I'm going to need a police officer.
I can offer you a Budweiser.
Throw me the bread-stick.
I can't find my apple anywhere.
I never wanted this.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a tie.
I have 20-20 vision.
I want you to document my trip to China.
It was my fault that the bus was late.
I want you to stop tricking me.
I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?
You should call your mother.
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
I want you to help me.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Did you enjoy yourself yesterday?
I want you to be wealthy.
This looks great.
Leave it to the professionals.
You're going to need a can opener.
A girl needs money.
It's your fault that the play sucked.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I want that dog out of my room!
We are imaginative.
We need to stay.
Just be yourself
I feel generous.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all that day.
Ha-cha-cha.
Your tongue has turned blue.
I guess you have seen the stories about my mother?
I should ask for more money.
Find some proof that they lied to you.
I'm a ghost.
Your eyes have turned grey.
Show me the shovel.
I have to tell you about the werewolf.
I want you to join me on my trip to Switzerland.
Who left a fish in the wardrobe?
No one can ever know that you killed him.
I'm the only lawyer who ever lived.
I'm magnificent.
I will always need you.
I can offer you a slice of pizza.
You are not my son.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to think
This is a fine mess
I knew you wouldn't be able to open it.
I just want a bike. What's wrong with that?
Please, don't touch that.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Open the bottle.
You are an inspiration.
I want you to look at me.
This looks suspicious.
She was unconscious when I found her.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I see you every day.
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
This is the perfect time to be alone.
I want you to be willing.
I have the will.
You dropped it.
Someone's in here.
It wasn't your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
I need to tell you about Wednesday.
Can I make love?
You hate me.
My love, it's alive.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
I heard a noise coming from the guest room.
You're special.
When the party starts, put on your clothes.
I'm the greatest blacksmith on this planet
Your face has turned stripey.
It's not dead.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
I want you to cancel my trip to England.
I want you to stop looking at me.
Let's go
I've reported it to the police.
I want that elephant out of my car!
When I was little, I wanted to be a manager.
You should protect your father.
You're going to need a lot of food.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
I love fall in Brazil.
It's your fault that the toast got burnt.
Throw me the croissant.
Dammit, who left a bratwurst in the laundry?
You are an artist.
You're a god.
How dare you laugh at me!
It wasn't my fault that the icecream melted.
I'm going to need a fork.
Knitting is good for the soul.
I love you.
If you're done, we'll get started.
Be safe!
Please, don't move.
You are careless.
No one can ever know the truth.
I am going to the wedding.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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