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I'm a ghost.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months bearable
You burned it on purpose.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
It's time to go to bed.
You are encouraged.
We should vote.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
We're no good.
I have to tell you about the funeral.
We're gods.
I'll listen.
It's your fault that the bus was late.
I heard a sound coming from the laundry.
I feel cold.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
I love you.
I guess you have heard the stories about my brother?
I want you to be businesslike.
I have the card.
You are my sunshine.
Go and live with your mother, then! See if I care.
You monster!
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
How dare you look at me!
Reading is not as easy as it looks.
I just want a muffin. What's wrong with that?
You are so good to me.
You could never hate me.
It's not dead.
If you don't want it, put it back.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
I've reported it to mother.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Find some proof that he betrayed you.
Don't upset your brother, not now.
I'm going to need a lot of water.
I am going to the grand opening.
Give me one good reason why I should wear underpants.
This room is haunted.
I love fall in England.
Why do you hate me, so much?
You are the best person I have ever met.
Take the piano and leave.
I want you to betray me.
I can't find my moose anywhere.
You dropped it.
He was unconscious when I found him.
A boy needs confidence.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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