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Random Dialogue (x 50)
I want you to betray me.
Are you nuts? We're not together!
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
Good grief!
Show no mercy
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a raincoat.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I knew you could survive.
My life is a mystery.
I could never love you.
How dare you look at me!
We're gods.
You said you didn't see your father at all this week.
Dammit, who left a margarita in the lounge room?
You will always want me.
Your face has turned yellow.
We need to stop.
I can't find my coffee anywhere.
This looks familiar.
Thoughts are like chocolate...
Don't take 'no' for an answer.
You should protect your mother.
Let's watch TV!
We should go to the police.
Someone's listening.
I can offer you a whiskey.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You are not my son.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
You're going to need a lot of money.
You burned it on purpose.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You are my son.
Throw it here.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Leave it here.
It's your fault that we ran out of chocolate.
When the bell rings, start singing.
It's giving me a headache.
You're really something!
Why do you tease me, so much?
Get ready, or get out.
You can't have it.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
I heard a voice coming from the barn.
You are a handsome devil.
We're insignificant.
Open the window.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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