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You should protect your mother.
I guess you have seen the stories about my uncle?
I want you to listen to me.
Can I make mistakes?
I see you came prepared.
I can offer you a latte.
Drop it here.
We're ghosts.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
We're going to need a truck driver.
It's your fault that you slipped in the shower.
Sound the alarm!
Give me one good reason why I should wear shoes.
Are you kidding me? We're not together!
I have to tell you about the slice of pizza.
I'm a god.
Please, stop laughing.
This looks great.
Open the window.
This is a day to remember
When I was little, I wanted to be a programmer.
I love autumn in Germany.
Seek and you shall find.
It's not alive.
The first thing to consider is who's paying.
Delivery!
A girl needs love.
Eating is good for the soul.
Leave it until morning.
My life matters.
I'll listen.
Your nose has turned blue.
I want that cat out of my house!
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I have faith.
Why do you hate me, so much?
When the lights go out, start crying.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
We're weird.
Hand me the icecream.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
I despise you.
Dammit, who left a bike in the library?
No one can ever know that I like you
I just want a banana. What's wrong with that?
I heard a voice coming from the kitchen.
You devil!
Hey, watch me dance.
You're never going to get away with this!
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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