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Delivery!
It's giving me an error message.
My life is over.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Fears are like chocolate...
Don't be scared. I just need you to hold your breath
It's your fault that the dog died.
Your nose has turned yellow.
Hey, watch me dance.
I can't find my plane anywhere.
You should protect your mother.
Please, stop smoking.
We're ghosts.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Why do you tease me, so much?
Can I make friends?
I'm trying to believe you.
What will you do, now that you've completed the mission?
How dare you smile at me!
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
You are a twit.
I know the future.
I want you to cook for me.
I need you.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
You devil!
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I'm a ghost.
I have the need, the need for speed.
Who left a hammer in the walk-in freezer?
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
I am going to Christmas.
A boy needs confidence.
Someone's watching us.
I want you to stop blaming me.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
How much time do you have?
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
Am I coming with you, or not?
She was unconscious when I found her.
You never call me.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I want you to cancel my trip to Germany.
I can offer you a good price.
This is the worst time to be afraid.
I heard a sound coming from the armory.
All's well that ends well
You're lucky.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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