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You broke the vase on purpose.
Stop, in the name of love.
What will you do, now that you've come home?
Bravery is like a mountain...
Your eyes have turned grey.
I have 20-20 vision.
You monster!
If you're done, we'll get started.
We need to stop.
This is the only thing that's made the last three months bearable
You will always despise me.
My life is a mystery.
This looks great.
I want you to be monstrous.
Don't be scared. I just need you to wait
You are so nice to me.
You're crazy!
We've only got one chance.
Open the bottle.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
I know what to do.
I heard a sound coming from the bedroom.
I need to tell you about the orange juice.
Can I make up?
I feel foolish.
Delivery!
I can offer you a job.
I'm going to need a lot of nails.
I'll open it.
No one can ever know the truth.
I can offer you a chocolate milk.
You found it.
Find some proof that I fooled you.
Let's play
I have the gun.
Are you crazy? We're not friends!
When the door opens, start singing.
I see you for who you are.
I want you to cancel my trip to Brazil.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
Take the money and go.
It's not alive.
This is a stick up.
I want you to inspire me.
I can't find my fork anywhere.
You are a poet.
You never say what you're thinking.
I'm a ghost.
I volunteer myself!
I knew you wouldn't be able to see it through.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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