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I bet you know why I'm happy.
Why do you tease me, so much?
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
I've reported it to the President.
They know it was me
You should disown your father.
Don't just stand there.
I have the card.
I'm going to need a lot of wood.
Open wide and say 'Ah'.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
This room is bugged.
Can I make a contribution?
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
Leave it here.
She was unconscious when I found her.
I can offer you a croissant.
I want you to stop loving me.
I just want a wrench. What's wrong with that?
I feel hurt.
Okay. Just do what I do.
Give it here.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
When I was little, I wanted to be a sasquatch.
No one can ever know how much this hurts.
I should hide.
What will you do, now that you've eaten?
We need to close it.
I need to tell you about the daiquiri.
It's giving me grief.
My life matters.
Are you nuts? We're not 'fine'!
You are the funniest person I have ever met.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Be better!
Am I coming with you, or not?
Let's dance
It wasn't my fault that the dog died.
Hey, watch me leave.
I'm going to need a spatula.
This is the only thing that's made the last four minutes bearable
I want you to clean up after me.
Your face has turned brown.
You are so good to me.
Find some proof that I tricked you.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
I am going to the party.
You never sing anymore.
This looks interesting.
You're a god.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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