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Don't just stand there.
When the lights go out, start singing.
Get ready, or get out.
Why do you hate me, so much?
I guess you have read the stories about my brother?
You're going to need a gardener.
I knew you could open it.
Leave it alone.
This room is shrinking.
You can have it.
Be better!
No one can ever know why I'm leaving.
I heard weeping coming from the living room.
I'm the only florist who ever lived.
I have lost the will to live.
I know what to do.
Take this with water.
A girl needs boundaries.
Whoop-whoop.
I want to tell you about the wedding.
Knitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water at work?
I'm crazy.
I can offer you a sandwich.
It's giving me a headache.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to close your eyes.
Delivery!
Are you pulling my leg? We're not alone!
Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.
I love spring in Antarctica.
I should vote.
Can I make a list?
This is the only thing that's made the last two years possible.
Someone's listening.
No one can ever know that I was here.
You are discouraging.
Hey, watch me leave.
We're the same person.
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
You are a hero.
You are so nice to me.
You said you didn't see your nemesis at all that day.
We need to fight.
You're crazy!
I want that monkey out of my house!
Open the door.
Your ears have turned blue.
I feel humiliated.
My life means nothing.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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