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This is the right time to be angry.
I never killed anyone.
Knitting is all I can manage now.
Whoop-whoop.
Let's dance
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
You said you didn't see your husband at all yesterday.
I volunteer myself!
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
I love summer in England.
I want you to cancel my trip to America.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I just want a phone. What's wrong with that?
You monster!
This room is haunted.
You're a ghost.
Take this with you.
I should buy a lottery ticket.
Please, stop doing that.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
You can do this
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
I'm alone in the universe.
Give the Devil his due.
We've only got one life.
When the door opens, remain calm.
I'm going to need a teacher.
I heard a noise coming from the waiting room.
Take the money and die.
I have the card.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
Don't upset your mother, not now.
Open sesame.
Who left a celery stick in the studio?
I am irresponsible.
I want to tell you about Wednesday.
You never smile.
He couldn't have left at a worse time.
I want you to stop me.
You are my only hope.
My life is over.
I can offer you a cocktail.
Leave it to the professionals.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Don't ask any questions.
No one can ever know how we did it.
How dare you laugh at me!
You should ask your mother.
Darling, it's dead.
I bet you know why I'm here.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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