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I want you to be surprised.
I want you to join me on my trip to Canada.
I'm a ghost.
I love autumn in Brazil.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water yesterday?
Plug it in here.
You are so mean to me.
How dare you smile at me!
Be safe!
Stop, in the name of love.
Dating is like brushing your hair...
Someone's locked the door.
I see you let yourself in.
I've reported it to the press.
You're crazy.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I have lost the will to live.
I can offer you a lifetime of happiness.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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