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I have money.
I volunteer myself!
Give me one good reason why I should wear trousers.
You are so mean to me.
We're going to need a pilot.
You're going to need a can opener.
Hey, watch me dance.
Knitting is not as easy as it looks.
I am going to the grand opening.
I have the gun.
This looks edible.
I want you to be reflective.
I'll help.
I knew you could open it.
This is a fine mess
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I'm the worst thief who ever lived.
Plug it in here.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
You're crazy.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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