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Random Dialogue (x 20)
I feel envious.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
Open the bottle.
A girl needs her own room.
I am going to the grand opening.
I'm the worst shoemaker who ever lived.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
Sorry, I have to take this.
I want you to be dignified.
Give me one good reason why I should wear swimmers.
It takes two to tango.
You monster!
Please, don't eat that.
I can't find my badger anywhere.
Am I under arrest, or not?
Good night!
I guess you have read the stories about my father?
Love is like a lake...
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Your face has turned red.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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