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It was your fault that the wig came off.
I'm going to need a soldier.
You are indignant.
I'm the greatest cab driver on this planet
My love, it's beautiful.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
I love winter in Antarctica.
We're going to need a can opener.
A girl needs her own room.
When the door opens, remain calm.
Find some proof that he lied to you.
It's your fault that the cat died.
You're a ghost.
I love you.
Leave it here.
I want you to love me.
We're gods.
I've reported it to Interpol.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
I see you know what to do.
Can I make an impression?
Okay. Just do what I do.
You said you didn't see your sister at all that day.
This is a stick up.
Throw it here.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
I never listened.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Someone's listening.
I can offer you a good price.
Why do you hate me, so much?
Be safe!
I can offer you a croissant.
You angel!
I have the will.
Take this and pray.
You should call your mother.
Okay, who left a muffin in the bedroom?
My life is a mystery.
You burned it on purpose.
Your eyes have turned grey.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
I have time.
You are my everything.
When I was little, I wanted to be a chemist.
Sound the alarm!
Let's go
How dare you smile at me!
Don't wait to be asked.
You are so nice to me.
I want that owl out of my room!
I heard a sound coming from the laundry.
Please, wait here.
You never stop to think.
Delivery!
I should think about this.
It's time to brush your teeth.
I just want a bed. What's wrong with that?
Did you fart while I was away?
We need to stop.
I am timid.
I knew you wouldn't be able to turn things around.
Get ready to laugh.
No one can ever know that I killed him.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
I'm going to need a factory worker.
You're weird.
Throw me the celery stick.
Find some proof that she betrayed you.
You are not my son.
You can have too much of a good thing.
I am going to the party.
Boop-Oop-a-Doop.
I want you to listen to me.
Take the drink and die.
It's your fault that the party was cancelled.
You are a godsend.
Hey, watch me dance.
I guess you have seen the stories about my father?
I see you smiling.
Don't upset your grandmother, not now.
Your tongue has turned green.
Can I make the team?
I'm the best miner on this planet
I'm trying to leave.
He was unconscious when I found him.
I want you to cancel my trip to Antarctica.
This room is shrinking.
This is a day to remember
Dancing is good for the soul.
It's not safe.
You're never going to get away with this!
No one can ever know that I am alive.
Just try not to cry
I want you to be stupefied.
I feel surprised.
You want it.
Your cheeks have turned orange.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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