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Good grief!
I guess you have heard the stories about my work?
We're gods.
I want you to stop questioning me.
It's not mine.
We need to go.
Hey, watch me dance.
You never smile.
I just want a guitar. What's wrong with that?
Sorry, is all that I can say.
You are so nice to me.
I'm lucky.
Did you drink 8 glasses of water last night?
Take the piano and go.
I want you to document my trip to Spain.
You said you didn't see your brother at all yesterday.
You're going to need an interpreter.
You angel!
I've reported it to the police.
I bet you know why I'm broke.
Open the curtains.
Be better!
Don't be afraid. I just need you to hold your breath
Love is like a mountain...
You're going to need a lot of water.
Don't wait to be asked.
Open it here.
This looks peculiar.
You burned it on purpose.
We should start a business.
Stop, in the name of all things holy.
You are a twit.
I have a secret.
I can offer you a candy-bar.
I'm a ghost.
He couldn't have died at a worse time.
Get ready to run.
I want you to betray me.
Go and live with your uncle, then! See if I care.
No one can ever know that I was here.
Can I make a list?
I'm the greatest juggler on this planet
We've only got one option.
Delivery!
You will always want me.
I heard a sound coming from the dungeon.
This is the only thing that's made the last five weeks possible.
Take this with you.
How dare you smile at me!
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
You are my inspiration.
You are calculating.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
I have the poem.
What will you do, now that you've won the lottery?
I want that duck out of my life!
Who left a cracker in the living room?
Why do you hate me, so much?
Someone's coming this way.
My life matters.
I love you.
When I was little, I wanted to be a burglar.
This is a day to remember
You are so kind to me.
Don't upset your father, not now.
Open your heart.
I just want a corkscrew. What's wrong with that?
All the world loves a lover.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a sweater.
Having a child is like opening a door...
I know where you were.
I guess you have read the stories about my mother?
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
Leave it to the professionals.
I want you to be thievish.
I volunteer myself!
Reading is one of the great pleasures in life.
I bet you know why I'm drinking again.
Darling, it's dead.
Did you fart this morning?
You said you didn't see your husband at all that day.
You broke the vase on purpose.
We're the same person.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
I've reported it to mother.
Leave it here.
I'm the greatest inventor on this planet
It's not tight enough.
Don't get too close.
Find some proof that she lied to you.
I want you to document my trip to Germany.
I'm going to need a spoon.
You're a ghost.
I never really lived.
You never do what I want.
A boy needs his mother.
You're going to pay!
Sound the alarm!
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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