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Get ready, or get out.
You're going to need a fork.
This is the only thing that's made the last five minutes bearable
If you're ready, we'll get started.
You broke the vase on purpose.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
This is a fine ship
You are lost.
We're ghosts.
I want you to join me on my trip to Antarctica.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a coat.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
I want you to stop following me.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
This is the right time to be amused.
I want you to be compulsive.
I'll open it.
How dare you smile at me!
You are so good to me.
Good morning!
My life is cursed.
It wasn't your fault that the recital sucked.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Give me one good reason why I should wear pants.
You are a poet.
I volunteer to go!
I have the letter.
You're lucky.
I've reported it to mother.
You never say what you're thinking.
Find some proof that she fooled you.
It's time to pack your bags.
Your ears have turned pink.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
We've only got one of these.
Drop it here.
He couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
Why do you tease me, so much?
You should be as quiet as a mouse.
I can offer you a muffin.
We need to order pizza.
I need you.
Take this with you.
You despise me.
I'm the best programmer on this planet
You're a ghost.
I never could make up my mind.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
Let's dance
I just want a teddy bear. What's wrong with that?
Enough is enough.
Take the money and leave.
This room is haunted.
It's giving me grief.
Who left a licorice twist in the corridor?
You are the most unfathomable person I have ever met.
Leave it to the professionals.
I am going to the wedding.
It's not open.
Don't fool around.
When the curtain goes up, put on your clothes.
You made me cry on purpose.
I can't find my slice of pizza anywhere.
I'll get it.
I want you to stop believing in me.
Be careful!
You are not my father.
Hey, watch me dance.
You are so kind to me.
I know math.
I can offer you a good price.
He was unconscious when I found him.
Just try not to cry
We're going to need a spoon.
I see you let yourself in.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a mask.
What will you do, now that you've found a job?
I want you to betray me.
I bet you know why I'm hungry.
If you don't want it, throw it away.
No one can ever know that I escaped.
I have the need, the need for speed.
I have to tell you about Easter.
It's time to make lunch.
I feel guilty.
She couldn't have left at a worse time.
Your ears have turned black.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
Stop, in the name of the law.
My love, it's dead.
Give me the kebab.
Okay. Just follow my lead.
I can offer you a merlot.
My life means nothing.
I've reported it to the press.
I knew you wouldn't be able to fix it.
You never smile.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
It wasn't my fault that the money disappeared.
This is the only thing that's made the last four months possible.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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