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I know who you are.
Hey, watch me dance.
It's giving me a headache.
I never wanted this.
Can I make the world better?
I have lost the will to live.
It's time to go to bed.
Find some proof that I deceived you.
Get ready for this.
I want you to stop tricking me.
Am I allowed to go, or not?
I can offer you a fishcake.
When the lights go out, start crying.
Good grief!
I knew you could survive.
You're insignificant.
Leave it to the professionals.
You are a genius.
You hate me.
I want that octopus out of my room!
You're going to need a lot of water.
Did you eat just now?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a cap.
I'm the greatest physician who ever lived.
Go and live with your sister, then! See if I care.
How dare you smile at me!
This is the perfect time to be happy.
Okay, who left an ale in the guest room?
We should ask for more money.
Please, come closer.
You are not my son.
This is a fine ship
Why do you tease me, so much?
Open it here.
My life matters.
No one can ever know that you can dance.
Take the piano and die.
You broke the vase on purpose.
We're the same person.
Show me the chicken wing.
Sound the alarm!
I'm a ghost.
You know it.
It's your fault that the wig came off.
He was unconscious when I found him.
You never sing anymore.
Be better!
Give me one good reason why I should wear socks.
I want you to be solemn.
I want to tell you about the grand opening.
If you don't want it, give it to someone who does.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Sorry, I have to take this.
This room is shrinking.
I can offer you a good price.
You're crazy!
No one can ever know that I was here.
Someone's in here.
We've only got one of these.
Don't upset your sister, not now.
Leave it here.
I heard a voice coming from the cell.
Laughing is good for the soul.
I am going to the party.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
A boy needs discipline.
You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
You should make peace with your mother.
I want you to stop questioning me.
I love spring in Spain.
I volunteer to eat it!
Let the buyer beware.
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
This looks odd.
I knew you could make up your mind.
Your tongue has turned pink.
Don't wait to be asked.
Let's dance
You monster!
We're cursed.
You are so good to me.
I can offer you a Powerade.
I have faith.
I've reported it to the press.
I'm the worst guru on this planet
Go and live with your father, then! See if I care.
I want that crocodile out of my life!
Darling, it's beautiful.
We need to help each other.
This is the perfect time to be here.
Get ready to dance.
We're going to need a fraudster.
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I will always despise you.
Give it here.
I'm a god.
You're going to need a can opener.
When I was little, I wanted to be a god.
It wasn't your fault that you slipped in the driveway.
We're going to need a lot of help.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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