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No one can ever know that I was here.
I know math.
I bet you know why I'm tired.
This is the only thing that's made the last five months bearable
I love summer in France.
Why do you love me, so much?
I volunteer to go!
Don't upset your boss, not now.
I'm the greatest interior designer who ever lived.
We're going to need a knife.
You are my sunshine.
I am going to the grand opening.
It's time to rip off the bandaid.
Leave it outside.
I am observant.
It's not open.
I have 20-20 vision.
I'm a ghost.
Go and live with your aunt, then! See if I care.
Please, don't take that.
I can offer you a chance to redeem yourself.
You are not my daughter.
Find some proof that he fooled you.
I heard a sound coming from the bathroom.
This looks suspicious.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
When the party starts, make a run for it.
We need to close it.
Give it here.
I want you to kiss me.
Don't just stand there.
I feel sentimental.
I've reported it to the press.
Empty bags cannot stand upright.
Who left a whiskey in the wine cellar?
Take this with water.
Sorry, I have to take this.
Be careful!
Sound the alarm!
Let's go
I want you to document my trip to Australia.
The first thing to consider is the consequences.
It's your fault that the train was late.
How dare you smile at me!
Take the piano and die.
This room is haunted.
You could never want me.
Get ready to laugh.
Thoughts are like marshmallows...
You are so nice to me.
Maybe no one will notice
We're ghosts.
Open your heart.
I want you.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Someone's having a bad day.
Hey, watch me with your eyes.
This is a fine ship
Your face has turned brown.
You should pay the bill.
No one can ever know that I can fly.
We've only got one chance.
This is the only thing that's made the last four weeks possible.
When I was little, I wanted to be a dwarf.
I volunteer as tribute!
My love, it's so expensive.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to come with me
You are a thief.
You angel!
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
I see you know what to do.
It was my fault that you slipped in the shower.
Just sitting is one of the great pleasures in life.
Throw me the umbrella.
This is the perfect time to be here.
I bet you know why I'm going.
Leave it here.
I want that horse out of my car!
Can I make it matter?
You're going to need a shovel.
I feel eager.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
I need to tell you about the monster.
Stop, in the name of the law.
I can offer you an icecream.
Did you eat yesterday?
I never gave up hope.
I want you to listen to me.
You're magnificent.
Are you pulling my leg? We're not 'fine'!
If you don't want it, put it back.
I need to tell you about Thanksgiving.
Sorry, I can't do this any more.
Don't fool around.
You never sing anymore.
Be yourself!
I've reported it to the President.
You're going to need a lot of nails.
Please, stay where you are.
I'll be here, if you need me.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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