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Sorry, is all that I can say.
You're a ghost.
I volunteer to go!
You're going to need a lot of nails.
You burned it on purpose.
I should start a business.
The first thing to consider is the cost.
You can do this
I'm trying to see the funny side.
I want you to stop tickling me.
I want you to kiss me.
I guess you have heard the stories about my uncle?
You should protect your mother.
When the curtain goes up, remain calm.
You are a poet.
You are so mean to me.
We've only got one chance.
Sweetheart, it's beautiful.
Why do you hate me, so much?
We are lost.
I never hurt anybody.
What will you do, now that you've found God?
You angel!
Your face has turned yellow.
It wasn't your fault that the boat floated away.
Find some proof that he tricked you.
Someone's in here.
Be better!
I see you know what to do.
Your lips have turned red.
No one can ever know that I am alive.
This is the only thing that's made the last two months possible.
I heard a sound coming from the garage.
You are my teacher.
You are not my daughter.
Throw me the knife.
I feel competitive.
I just want a candy-bar. What's wrong with that?
This is a fine mess
I know where you were.
Don't fool around.
Open the curtains.
I have powers.
I have the gun.
I hate you.
I knew you wouldn't be able to make up your mind.
I can't find my wrench anywhere.
How much luck do you have?
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Silence construes consent.
I'll sit on it.
Good night!
Let's eat
When I was little, I wanted to be an extraterrestrial.
I can offer you a good price.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
My life is a mystery.
Don't be scared. I just need you to stop
Take this with water.
Go and live with your brother, then! See if I care.
Can I make believe?
You never say what you're thinking.
Eating is one of the great pleasures in life.
I should go to the police.
If you're hungry, we'll get started.
Why do you tease me, so much?
You're cursed.
I want you to hold me.
You could never hate me.
Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi.
Give me one good reason why I should wear boots.
It's your fault that the recital sucked.
I'm a god.
I'm trying to tie my laces.
You are so nice to me.
Don't upset your father, not now.
You said you didn't see your brother at all today.
This is the perfect time to be amused.
I want you to stop tricking me.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
You crashed the car on purpose.
Take the drink and go.
I have to tell you about the library.
Give me one good reason why I should wear a suit.
We need to make a plan.
Reality is like a lake...
No one can ever know that I can dance.
I can offer you a celery stick.
I see you came prepared.
He was unconscious when I found him.
It wasn't my fault that the lights went out.
You are my inspiration.
Did you get lucky just now?
I never could make up my mind.
I want that chicken out of my house!
Plug it in here.
What will you do, now that you've found your passion?
Leave it until morning.
I'm the worst thief on this planet
We're going to need a can opener.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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