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You made me cry on purpose.
You said you didn't see your sister at all this week.
I want you to read to me.
I have time.
It's giving me grief.
Please, stop doing that.
I am loving.
I never could make up my mind.
I feel guilty.
I'm a ghost.
We should start a business.
I've reported it to Interpol.
I knew you wouldn't be able to live like this.
Take the money and go.
Stop, in the name of the law.
Your eyes have turned white.
We're gods.
She was unconscious when I found her.
When I was little, I wanted to be a beggar.
I need to tell you about the wedding.
Are you kidding me? We're not ready!
Leave it outside.
Don't get too close.
You're amazing!
I bet you know why I'm broke.
I could never need you.
Dating is like writing a memo...
I know more than you realise.
Open it here.
You should make peace with your father.
Take this with you.
I have the gun.
Someone's watching us.
We're alone in the universe.
It wasn't my fault that we ran out of bananas.
This looks bad.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to listen
It's not right.
I heard a voice coming from the office.
I can't find my cheetah anywhere.
You monster!
Did you drink 8 glasses of water today?
You dropped it.
Can I make a contribution?
Don't upset your father, not now.
I just want a plane. What's wrong with that?
Give me one good reason why I should wear a t-shirt.
I'll sit on it.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Hey, watch me smile.
You are so kind to me.
I volunteer myself!
You're going to need a factory worker.
You are my everything.
I'm the greatest gladiator who ever lived.
No one can ever know that I like the Chicken Dance.
Sorry, is all that I can say.
I see you came prepared.
This is the right time to be somewhere else.
Find some proof that I lied to you.
My life is a mystery.
I want that chipmunk out of my room!
No one can ever know how we did it.
It's your fault that Dad fell down the mine-shaft.
I love spring in Ireland.
Why do you love me, so much?
How dare you laugh at me!
We need to open it.
I can offer you a good price.
You are an idiot.
I am going to Easter.
Open the door.
This is a day to remember
You are well-meaning.
You are the tallest person I have ever met.
She couldn't have arrived at a worse time.
I want you to stop blaming me.
What will you do, now that you've got your licence?
You could never want me.
Get ready to laugh.
We're crazy.
You're a god.
I heard a howl coming from the barn.
Laughing is one of the great pleasures in life.
Okay. Just stay calm and look straight ahead.
Don't be afraid. I just need you to stop
Life is like a movie...
Are you nuts? We're not ready!
I know who you are.
Throw it here.
If you're ready, we'll get started.
It's time to go to bed.
This room is unstable.
This is the only thing that's made the last five days possible.
I will always love you.
A boy needs his friends.
You said you didn't see your mother at all today.
We're going to need a spatula.
I want you to inspire me.
This looks wrong.
Similes
Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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