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there are gender-specific terms. Please, use your own judgement and filter or change as necessary for your
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I can't find my bed anywhere.
How dare you smile at me!
I'm the greatest taxidermist who ever lived.
Open it here.
You said you didn't see your doctor at all this week.
I want you to read to me.
No one can ever know that I like to dance
What will you do, now that you've found God?
Someone's listening.
You are an idiot.
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Comparison of two things, with an ellipsis. Complete the simile by explaining how the two things are alike.
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