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I'm a god.
This room is shrinking.
I can offer you a job.
Did you get lucky yesterday?
This looks edible.
If you don't want it, can I have it?
Cooking is all I can manage now.
We need to open it.
I'll listen.
It was my fault that the lights went out.
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